Cock Maúp

[Endless_Night]

I just heard a *thunk* on my window, maybe he was sending his dick out again?

Omg.

Dude.


Sooooooo, if you disappear mid post...that's what happened?

 

[hotwords229_A]

If I disappear mid post, you can assume that I . . .

 

[Endless_Night]

Now. If @Trekka will just here and give us readers a blow by blow of what she thinks is happening.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Now. If @Trekka will just here and give us readers a blow by blow of what she thinks is happening.

It’s way past her bedtime

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s way past her bedtime

I know! But...seriously!

 

[Endless_Night]

Being a mite stressed, I search cryptid porn titles.

(You know, as I do. )


This popped up. Not exactly cryptid, but presumably aliens are close enough?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1698757134i/200345886.jpg

 

[Endless_Night]

Book 1 in the Billionaire Monster Alien Boss series.

(Not kidding. )


It’s a standalone porn/romance novel. (If you care about that sort of thing. )

And it has a 4.58 rating on Amazon!!

I...honestly don't know what to do with that.


Aha! Further reading indicates this bad boy has a plot. There ya go.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://picture.graycity.net/img/harpie-alexander/tarnished_by_the_troll_filthy_monster_erotica.jpg

I like a lot of these titles.
They are perfectly beyond ridiculous.

But is being “tarnished” a sexy term?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://picture.graycity.net/img/harpie-alexander/tarnished_by_the_troll_filthy_monster_erotica.jpg

I like a lot of these titles.
They are perfectly beyond ridiculous.

But is being “tarnished” a sexy term?

It can be

 

[hotwords229_A]

It can be

Next time I have sex I’m going to ask if she wants to get Polished by my Porpoise, or Tarnished by my Testicles, and see how hot she gets.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Cock map? My boner will lead you to the promised land.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You'll tarnish my flawless complexion @hotwords229_A ?

 

[Endless_Night]

This one's for you, @hotwords229_A !

https://dwtr67e3ikfml.cloudfront.net/bookCovers/62c9719f9f3055822c8f7549a4673daf4954da7f__300x0

Ravaged by Godzilla's Offspring, by Miss Jezebel Rose.


You can even download the first 5% as a sample.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Okay, now this one goes too far. Even if Godzilla’s offspring has a micro-penis it still has to be the size of a garbage truck.

How?

 

[_MissLick_]

All I Want for Christmas is this Cock Map

 

[hotwords229_A]

All I Want for Christmas is this Cock Map

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d5bf1bf9076e936d28b7bdefe5663fb7/tumblr_oyr42poi0O1wptvb2o1_400.gif

Feel free to grab one.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay, now this one goes too far. Even if Godzilla’s offspring has a micro-penis it still has to be the size of a garbage truck.

How?

Remember the merman?

I think it's like that.

Cryptic magic.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d5bf1bf9076e936d28b7bdefe5663fb7/tumblr_oyr42poi0O1wptvb2o1_400.gif

Feel free to grab one.

Grab one? Is he hiding a cartographic parchment down there? Otherwise she's going to be sorely disappointed. I would be

 

[hotwords229_A]

Grab one? Is he hiding a cartographic parchment down there? Otherwise she's going to be sorely disappointed. I would be

Nah, if she searches hard enough I’m sure she’ll forget what she was looking for in the first place.
Plus, what good is a map without something that points North?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

What is this thread? A map to cocks?

 

[hotwords229_A]

What is this thread? A map to cocks?

Yes. 70 pages of cock related twists and turns.

If I were you, I’d read the first 10-20 pages. That’s where the really sexy stuff is.

 

[Endless_Night]

Supposedly, this is the average *last* time while watching porn per state. The times are remarkably unvaried. I looked because of, well, new porn law stuff I am apparently THE LAST to hear about in my state.

Weird how little varied the numbers are, right?

https://gizmodo.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/11/lpqid3msrlrntl8jmgg1.jpg?quality=75?quality=75

 

[Endless_Night]

Especially, when compared to the country version of the same map. China has stamina.

https://gizmodo.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/11/vexkushtpuxjujtz5vch.jpg?resize=1536,864