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anyone of you ever made your girlfriend choke when she was sucking your cock???
CarolineOh
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Unregistered said:
Are you:
a. just curious
b.bragging, or
c.complaining?
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Re: Re: cock choking?
knightstalker
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No mine is to little to even tickle her tonsils let alone choke her
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Re: Re: Re: cock choking?
Remember, there are no dumb questions. Only dumb people asking them.
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Remember, there are no dumb questions. Only dumb people asking them.
CarolineOh
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knightstalker said:No mine is to little to even tickle her tonsils let alone choke her
We will give you credit if she ever gagged on a hair.
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Thanks Caroline ..Sorry it was a bad attempt at humor in a bad thread..
huskie
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Spenser41 said:Gee when I saw the title I thought this was about her trying to chock his penis to death by twisting it.
or maybe some new high speed fancy way to jack off??? Like "How to cum like a porn star" or something like that?????? by the way, that would be a good subject to discuss.
Anybody out there (Mr.GGG or R.V.) no how to increase the dist/volocity of ejaculation?? we could have a contest or something?
Hummmm...how to shoot your cum so hard it blows a hole in the back of her tongue...
My suggestion.
Ya know those EMS machines. Late at night some little North Korean type guy comes on my TV and sticks little white pads all over a few cute girls in bikinis. Their shoulders flex, their thighs twitch, their tummies undulate - the whole thing is like pornography with no sex. All very erotic (like they're NOT trying to be - flexing muscle ads NEEED near naked chicks in bikinis, dontcha know?) but I was thinking if you tore one of those little white pads of and just stuck the probe up your butt, waited until you were about to cum and then turn that sucka on at MAX - whAAMMO just watch that cum (and probably your left nutt too) go flying across the room.
Ya. Try that.
Dr HO (no , really that's his name) could have a whole new market. Who cares about sore back muscles, spasming neck injuries. WE have the cure to old farts dribbling cum syndrome!!! Whee!! Somebody call a patent lawyer.
Don't let the Chinese read this. Soon with Dr. HO's "SPECIAL ATTACHMENT""
old guys will be shooting wads of their goo all over the place. Use it on the way to work, at the movies, at church bakes!!
I LOVE SOME OF THESE THREADS.
My suggestion.
Ya know those EMS machines. Late at night some little North Korean type guy comes on my TV and sticks little white pads all over a few cute girls in bikinis. Their shoulders flex, their thighs twitch, their tummies undulate - the whole thing is like pornography with no sex. All very erotic (like they're NOT trying to be - flexing muscle ads NEEED near naked chicks in bikinis, dontcha know?) but I was thinking if you tore one of those little white pads of and just stuck the probe up your butt, waited until you were about to cum and then turn that sucka on at MAX - whAAMMO just watch that cum (and probably your left nutt too) go flying across the room.
Ya. Try that.
Dr HO (no , really that's his name) could have a whole new market. Who cares about sore back muscles, spasming neck injuries. WE have the cure to old farts dribbling cum syndrome!!! Whee!! Somebody call a patent lawyer.
Don't let the Chinese read this. Soon with Dr. HO's "SPECIAL ATTACHMENT""
old guys will be shooting wads of their goo all over the place. Use it on the way to work, at the movies, at church bakes!!
I LOVE SOME OF THESE THREADS.
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we could do a thread on the contest of shooting cum. We could take measurements from the dist of our wifes/gf pussy to the tip of her nose. Take in to considuration that some women would be long than others. Also, take into considuration angle of said shot. Those with the longest, most straitest shot (shown as maybe a ratio) win?
First Customer
Mr.GGG,
I would be honored and very grateful if you would allow me to be the first to sign up for your soon to be manufactured supersoaker, multi-orgasmic, shoot it past the end of your finger tips cum machine.
At my age, I've forgotten what it feels like to actually 'shoot' anything...mine just kinda dribbles out and wets down the labia.
I feel sure that with your machine, I might get spunk to shoot inside whatever desperate woman, short on cash and down on her luck, I can find to get drunk and take home.
Mr.GGG,
I would be honored and very grateful if you would allow me to be the first to sign up for your soon to be manufactured supersoaker, multi-orgasmic, shoot it past the end of your finger tips cum machine.
At my age, I've forgotten what it feels like to actually 'shoot' anything...mine just kinda dribbles out and wets down the labia.
I feel sure that with your machine, I might get spunk to shoot inside whatever desperate woman, short on cash and down on her luck, I can find to get drunk and take home.
Wow...it's posts like these that actually make it worth the time spent reading through all kinds of accidentally-stupid (thus not funny) posts out there. Ya know...I was thinking...maybe we could get an entry into the world records--> most powerful ejaculation!
Mr. GGG, avid reader of the famed website www.literotica.com, achieved the record of the world's most powerful ejaculator late one night in his home as he blew home and took out the bedroom door (luckily, his promise to 'pull-out' was fulfilled or...well, we'd feel mighty sorry for his partner).
Mr. GGG, avid reader of the famed website www.literotica.com, achieved the record of the world's most powerful ejaculator late one night in his home as he blew home and took out the bedroom door (luckily, his promise to 'pull-out' was fulfilled or...well, we'd feel mighty sorry for his partner).
nope, never choked or gagged.. I Have no gag-reflex. For two years I was bullimic, and since then I've been free of a gag-reflex. Coincidentally, I've only been sexually active (I mean, just about ANYTHING sexual) for two years... so it works out well.
