Cock bobbin'

[Mensa]

I started a thread about "euphemisms" for women's breasts and decided turnabout is fair play. So here's one on the euphemisms for the male penis.

Some of the strange ones I've heard are "swizzle stick", "pussy plunger", and my personal favourite "meat and two veg"

Has anybody heard others?

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

Throbbing muscle of love

Yard snake

Pussy detector

 

[Harpoon]

trouser snake

pink steel

 

[willywanker]

One-eyed snake

Love muscle

third leg

 

[Vivid Blossom]

pulsating python of love

 

[Guest]

Frank and Beans -- "Something About Mary"

 

[Mistress]

Mr. Happy


Russell The Love Muscle


The Leeking Lizard

Mr. Pointy

 

[willywanker]

One my grandfather used for taking a piss:

Gotta drain the dew off the Lily

 

[Vivid Blossom]

One my grandfather used for taking a piss:

Gotta drain the dew off the Lily

Your granddaddy called his pecker LILY?????????????? LOL

 

[willywanker]

Your granddaddy called his pecker LILY?????????????? LOL

WEll, they do have really long stalks!!!

Speaking of flowers, I've asked more than one woman to plant her TwoLips (tulips) on my shaft.

 

[Vivid Blossom]

WEll, they do have really long stalks!!!

Speaking of flowers, I've asked more than one woman to plant her TwoLips (tulips) on my shaft.

Welllllllll you know where this blossom plants hers.

 

[ohiobbw]

Meat and Potatos!

 

[Bluenose]

DIP STICK

 

[Boxstar]

One eyed pocket weasel.

 

[Stonedagger]

hehehe

shakespeare in love
ie (shake the spear)

 

[beckbabe]

Jerkin' the gherkin, pulling the pud, spanking the monkey, cleaning the pipes (ewwww), and pocket pool.

Tallywhacker, Mr. Big Stuff, ramrod, meat-puppet, flagpole, wanker, hose, pecker, pud, cajones, and cherry picker.

 

[LordMagicMan]

One-eyed monster

One-eyed purple pussy plunger

 

[curvacious]

http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/slang.html

http://rampages.onramp.net/~stooge/masturbation.html

http://www.well.com/user/earl/synonyms.html


I know--some of them aren't slang for penis, but there's slang for penis, vagina, sex, masturbation, etc

Some make me laugh so hard.

I must admit that my fav slang term for a penis is schlong. Don't know why but the word just makes me smile.

 

[Soulless Soldier]

The Main Vein

Purple Pussy eater

"bob"

Trowser meat

Sub-marine

Atomic rod

Fish stick

 

[Chuckus]

since nobody put it here, I will.......

one eyed trouser trout (and if I missed it, sorry)

boner

 

[Dillinger]

My...

Dillinger

of course...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Twig and berries.

Mensa...I can always count on you to start a thread with an enticing title. I thought I was in for something really smutty here.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

And all you got was some good old fashioned dick.

Any complaints?

 

[TaffyJ]

skin bus, as in: "to ride the skin bus"

 

[Blackbich]

Dumstick

Pleasure Stick


Soulless, you really know someone that calls it Fish Stick? That is too funny!