Jada59
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Post your pathetic stories here!
Mine is...
My BF and I kept talking about getting together but it was too hot. Every day we were talking about sex so that just made us hornier and hornier. Bah! I did contemplate getting a hotel room with AC, but... The expense, Covid and the thought of potential bed bugs stopped me.
Today was supposed to be the day. I had cold beer. I put on the panties that I know he loves. I was waiting for him to get off work and began nodding off. I am, massively sleep deprived and the heat is just one reason.
The text awoke me.
"I think you are on your way." It was Herm.
Uh no. I had told him to message me when he left work. Reason being, he has been stuck at work many times. Will tell me to come over at 6:30 but winds up not being able to leave until 8:30. Oh but not today. It was 6:30 and he was already home.
I got on the road and heard on the radio that there was a rollover accident on 239th and Aurora Ave. I wasn't sure where this was but I was going to go South on Aurora Ave.
And just as soon as I turned onto Aurora, my phone began blowing up with calls and texts from Herm, telling me not to come over. His roommate was home! I don't have bluetooth in my car and it's illegal to use a cell phone while driving so I had to wait to pull over.
And pull over I did! For there was 239th, straight ahead. Cops, orange cones and first responders everywhere.
Stuck. I was stuck in the damned parking lot with no way of getting back home unless I went miles out of my way and most likely even more miles as I got lost in a residential area that I'm not familiar with. Yes, I have an Iphone but I don't know how to use the GPS thingie on it.
So... I went to Dollar Tree. I bought a cute little color changing sequin pillow. I am drawing a penis on it and feeling horny as heck. I'm also hopped up on caffeine as I bought a large Diet Coke.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow. The cock with come out tomorrow... At least that's what we're planning.
It shouldn't be this hard. Ha! Hard! If only...
Mine is...
My BF and I kept talking about getting together but it was too hot. Every day we were talking about sex so that just made us hornier and hornier. Bah! I did contemplate getting a hotel room with AC, but... The expense, Covid and the thought of potential bed bugs stopped me.
Today was supposed to be the day. I had cold beer. I put on the panties that I know he loves. I was waiting for him to get off work and began nodding off. I am, massively sleep deprived and the heat is just one reason.
The text awoke me.
"I think you are on your way." It was Herm.
Uh no. I had told him to message me when he left work. Reason being, he has been stuck at work many times. Will tell me to come over at 6:30 but winds up not being able to leave until 8:30. Oh but not today. It was 6:30 and he was already home.
I got on the road and heard on the radio that there was a rollover accident on 239th and Aurora Ave. I wasn't sure where this was but I was going to go South on Aurora Ave.
And just as soon as I turned onto Aurora, my phone began blowing up with calls and texts from Herm, telling me not to come over. His roommate was home! I don't have bluetooth in my car and it's illegal to use a cell phone while driving so I had to wait to pull over.
And pull over I did! For there was 239th, straight ahead. Cops, orange cones and first responders everywhere.
Stuck. I was stuck in the damned parking lot with no way of getting back home unless I went miles out of my way and most likely even more miles as I got lost in a residential area that I'm not familiar with. Yes, I have an Iphone but I don't know how to use the GPS thingie on it.
So... I went to Dollar Tree. I bought a cute little color changing sequin pillow. I am drawing a penis on it and feeling horny as heck. I'm also hopped up on caffeine as I bought a large Diet Coke.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow. The cock with come out tomorrow... At least that's what we're planning.
It shouldn't be this hard. Ha! Hard! If only...
