Cock: a poll

[Essene]

Rude people really get my gullet.

Read my poll, and then please feel free to make comments.

 

[ecstaticsub]

I personally don't like the word cock. I prefer dick. Come to think of it, I have never seen dick spelled incorrectly either.

 

[cherokee_dove]

Asshats can always spell cock right. But when it comes time to fuck, they can't get it up!

 

[ownedsubgal]

it is true, cock would be rather difficult to misspell, even for the most idiotic and ignorant of ignoramuses.

btw, i happen to love cock very much. "dick" just sounds so much more vulgar. but cock...now that is a nice sweet sounding word.

 

[WriterDom]

Most assholes are from South Carolina or neighboring states and learn to spell cock pretty early.

Someone emailed me yesterday and used the word dick. Dick to me is more of an insult and not erotic.

 

[Yang4yin]

Dick to me is more of an insult and not erotic.

Dick York is an excellent example.

 

[00Syd]

I don't really like the word Cock, but then.. I can't think of any other word for penis that I've ever really liked. I like using the most ridiculous euphemisms that I can think of which usually ends up with me in a fit of giggles.

 

[Netzach]

Cock is usually spelled correctly. It's actually more coarse to me, but just earthy, direct bold. I like it. Cock. You can use it to insult a passing driver or talk about your man's best asset.

Dick is a little more playful to me, a little more myinnerteenager. Take your dick out is maybe a little less sexual to me than take your cock out.

Take your cock out and stick it in me big boy, take your dick out, I wanna see.

Prick ups the insult factor a little - it's a little harsher than "asshole" - and as a euphemism it's sort of visceral/biological. Pricks are pink-headed and fleshy.

I do not like "rod" or "knob" as euphemisms. With the exception of my new favorite epithet "cockknob"

Put 'em together with attachments and there's a world of epithet fun.

I love when my British phone johns - sophisticates with posh London voices say "willy."

 

[graceanne]

I hesitate to ask this, but how else do people spell cock?

 

[ShivanDragon00]

Cock is usually spelled correctly. It's actually more coarse to me, but just earthy, direct bold. I like it. Cock. You can use it to insult a passing driver or talk about your man's best asset.

Dick is a little more playful to me, a little more myinnerteenager. Take your dick out is maybe a little less sexual to me than take your cock out.

Take your cock out and stick it in me big boy, take your dick out, I wanna see.

Prick ups the insult factor a little - it's a little harsher than "asshole" - and as a euphemism it's sort of visceral/biological. Pricks are pink-headed and fleshy.

I do not like "rod" or "knob" as euphemisms. With the exception of my new favorite epithet "cockknob"

Put 'em together with attachments and there's a world of epithet fun.

I love when my British phone johns - sophisticates with posh London voices say "willy."

Amazing, have you written an encyclopeDICKa? I'd totally buy it.

 

[BiBunny]

I'm partial to "man-meat" or "love rod" myself.

"Oh, yes, Master, please impale me with your love rod! I can't wait to have that beautiful piece of man-meat inside my sweet little honey-pot!"

The next line, of course, is something like, "Ohhhhh, myyyyy Gaaaawd, Masterrrrrrrrrr, I'm CUMMMMMMMMMINGGGGG!!!!!!!!"

Purple prose is alive and well in Bunnyland.

 

[Harmony_1985]

How in the hell do you spell the word "cock" wrong?!

 

[sutherngent985]

How in the hell do you spell the word "cock" wrong?!

Never ask a question like that because some idiot will misspell it, probably the next time you see it in print.

Personally, I prefer cock to dick. Dick sounds either like a kids name or what a bunch 12 yr olds talk about LOL.

 

[Ladythunder]

How in the hell do you spell the word "cock" wrong?!

I type very quickly but badly, I have indeed spelled cock wrong usually mixing letters (ccok most often) but thankfully I have always caught them in time.

But I will admit, it is quite interesting that the asshats Always get it right...

 

[La_soumise]

I dare say I have seen this word misspelled! coc, ck, cok. The talent for abbreviation when typing with one hand never ceases to amaze me.

 

[EmpressFi]

I hesitate to ask this, but how else do people spell cock?

D A N I E...er.. nevermind.. that's how I spell dickhead

 

[Xelebes]

cock
cawk
c0ck
c4wk
c4\/\/|<
coque
choch
khakh
Qoqu

 

[Lilith]

My favorite is the emasculating, "penie winkle." It's the term I use to make all the men in my life cringe

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

So much for caulking the bathtub tomorrow.

 

[EmpressFi]

a friend of ours calls them "lil smokie"... well when she's trying to be diminutive

 

[Harmony_1985]

I type very quickly but badly, I have indeed spelled cock wrong usually mixing letters (ccok most often) but thankfully I have always caught them in time.

But I will admit, it is quite interesting that the asshats Always get it right...

Yeah but there's a difference between a typo and actually purposefully spelling it wrong.

cock
cawk
c0ck
c4wk
c4\/\/|<
coque
choch
khakh
Qoqu

What. The. F- Hell. (phew, stopped myself)

Seriously, anyone who spells it any way past the first suggestion should be shot for crimes against the English language.

*shudders*

 

[Shankara20]

cock
cawk
c0ck
c4wk
c4\/\/|<
coque
choch
khakh
Qoqu

what the phuque?

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

what the phuque?

Wow, Shank. It sounds so sophisticated when you say it.