Cluster Fuck for Lit Members

[miles]

Problem:

Nobody here is getting laid very often, if at all. Those who talk about how much sex they have - well, you know.

Solution:

Frequent, unorganized, unmoderated cluster fucks, limited to registered members only. They can be started anytime by posting a message on the GBB that a Cluster Fuck is now being held in Lit Chat, accessed from the Literotica Dorums page.

Post your ideas on how we could get this going.

Let's Stop Horniness At the Source!

 

[Cheyenne]

Hmmmm... may even be enough to get me to try chat!

Maybe.

 

[gridiron]

Right on!

Well done, miles.. This is definitely a worthy project.. I'd be more than willing to help out with the coordination and planning of the events if you would like..

 

[juicylips]

Great Fucking Idea...

(pardon the pun)

You must have been brainstorming this one

It would definitely help stop the horniness. Instant relief.

Grand Idea!!


Cassidy

 

[StondTmplPilot]

great idea!

count me in...

 

[MacCortz]

Re: Great Fucking Idea...

(pardon the pun)

You must have been brainstorming this one

It would definitely help stop the horniness. Instant relief.

Grand Idea!!


Cassidy

Wonderful idea Miles, if Cassidy says it will give "...Instant relief.." Please invite me too. Who knows it could start a whole new addiction! Love those addictions.

 

[celiaKitten]

Well, if STP's in - here I come!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Well, if STP's in - here I come!

*emptying the ice box*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I may be wrong, but....

Isn't wasting orgasms on self-abuse through cyber sex the reason why nobody here is getting laid very often?

 

[miles]

Isn't wasting orgasms on self-abuse through cyber sex the reason why nobody here is getting laid very often?


.......I don't think so. The reason people are having cyber-sex is that they aren't getting laid very often.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

All the energy used to type highly creative fantasies (with one hand) could be applied to taking a shower and going out, don't you think?

 

[Thumper]

AWWWW..do I hafta?

Take a shower too?

I mean, it isn't even Saturday yet.

 

[miles]

dee cee el

No.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Then enjoy a lifetime of electronic circle-jerking.

 

[LemonDroppe]

Tell you what, Miles. You get a website, secure a webcam, get it started, and we'll all join in later.

Honest.

Really.

 

[Renegade]

LOL

Then enjoy a lifetime of electronic circle-jerking.

If you insist. *starts jerking off*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ew. Kinda creepy to know when you're doing it. Stop it. Stop it now.

 

[Renegade]

If I stopped now, then you'd know when I'm not doing it. Which is almost as creepy. Well, atleast for me.

 

[Calamity Jane]

You guys are killing me!

DCL, going out with ot with out showering first, may hel out my sex life. However, it may also result in a divorce. If that's gonna happen, it's gonna be my idea.

Renegade, I don't wanna know when you're stokin it unless I can watch/help.

Miles. Get the webcam.

 

[MissTaken]

Miles. Get the webcam.

~tossing the Intel Miles' way~

Here, Miles! Take mine!

 

[miles]

DCL

Come on, dude, get in the middle. You were begging to be the pivot man.

 

[miles]

MissTaken

Does it have a wide-angle lens? hehe

 

[Renegade]

Renegade, I don't wanna know when you're stokin it unless I can watch/help.

Meet me in half an hour and we'll work on that.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Meet me in half an hour and we'll work on that.

Damn, am i late?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: DCL

Come on, dude, get in the middle. You were begging to be the pivot man.

Again, ew.

To quote Jerry Seinfeld, "I'm not an orgy guy."