Clowns KKKick KKK ass

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it's a year old, but well worth the read:

Clowns KKKick KKK ass!

Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes.

Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

It was at this point that several observers reported seeing several Klan members heads exploding in rage and they stopped trying to explain to the clowns what they wanted.

In the end the 20 or so sad VNNers left with their tails between their legs. At this point over 150 counter demonstraters were present. The clowns seeing how dejected and sad the Nazi’s looked began singing to cheer them up.

“hey hey hey hey, ho ho ho ho—good bye, good bye” everyone sang waving their arms in the air in unison.

full article here

http://bp3.blogger.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/RtdlTjzgXEI/AAAAAAAAB-Y/MEed-o92PJs/s400/450_wife_power.jpg
 
it's a year old, but well worth the read:

Clowns KKKick KKK ass!

Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes.

Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

It was at this point that several observers reported seeing several Klan members heads exploding in rage and they stopped trying to explain to the clowns what they wanted.

In the end the 20 or so sad VNNers left with their tails between their legs. At this point over 150 counter demonstraters were present. The clowns seeing how dejected and sad the Nazi’s looked began singing to cheer them up.

“hey hey hey hey, ho ho ho ho—good bye, good bye” everyone sang waving their arms in the air in unison.

full article here

http://bp3.blogger.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/RtdlTjzgXEI/AAAAAAAAB-Y/MEed-o92PJs/s400/450_wife_power.jpg

Against the power of laughter, nothing can stand--Mark Twain
 
I watched a KKK parade once, it was pathetic. Half their robes were dirty, they couldn't march to the beat and their band couldn't play for shit.

The really funny part was afterwards when the robes came off and they were trying to jumpstart each others clapped out Chevy Nova's and rusted pick up trucks.
 
The most appropriate response I've ever heard of! :D

I think the author of the article had a damn good time writing this.

Other quotes:

Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns. http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/7704982.html

Red shiny shoes?

:D

And isn't this great?

After the VNNers left in their shiny SUVs to go back to Alabama and all the other states that they were from the clowns and counter demonstrators began to march out of the area chanting ‘WHOSE STREETS? OUR STREETS!”

But the cops stopped the clowns and counter protestors. “Hey, do you want an escort” an African-American police officer on a motorcycle asked. “Yes” a clown replied. “We are walking to Market Square in the center of town to celebrate.”

The police officers got in front of the now anti racist parade and blocked the entire road for the march through the heart of Knoxville. An event called imagination station was taking place and over 15,000 thousand students and their parents were in town that weekend. Many of them cheered as the clowns, Knoxvillians and counter protestors marched through the heart of Knoxville singing and laughing at the end of the Nazi’s first attempt at having a rally in Knoxville.


Thanks, cloudy.

Nice article. Made me grin and reaffirmed my faith in clowns, I think.

:rose:
 
:D

Comedy is the least controllable use of language and therefore the one most feared by those with power. - John Ralston Saul
 
About once a year the Klan marches on our courthouse square. When they do it this year I'm going to take advantage of a photo op. My friends are going to take a picture of me, looking like I do, standing in front of the Klansmen with my picket sign that will read "KILL WHITEY".

Even if it only makes me laugh it will be worth it.
 
About once a year the Klan marches on our courthouse square. When they do it this year I'm going to take advantage of a photo op. My friends are going to take a picture of me, looking like I do, standing in front of the Klansmen with my picket sign that will read "KILL WHITEY".

Even if it only makes me laugh it will be worth it.


That would be hilarious.
 
The KLAN has been pathetic since its founder disbanded the organization in 1870 or so. The clowns lend them attention they dont warrant, and makes them more important than they are.

There are better ways to screw blacks than burning crosses.

In the paper yesterday was an article about black kids: 30% of them graduate high school in this county. All of the schools tagged for state takeover are in black neighborhoods.

I cant imagine a more effective scheme to screw blacks than to do exactly what the government has done since 1965....with kindness and the best of intentions. Its genius.
 
About once a year the Klan marches on our courthouse square. When they do it this year I'm going to take advantage of a photo op. My friends are going to take a picture of me, looking like I do, standing in front of the Klansmen with my picket sign that will read "KILL WHITEY".

Even if it only makes me laugh it will be worth it.

I would love to be there with ya, bra.
 
I still can't get past the clowns being in white face.

That just makes me giggle even more.
 
Just read the article (and the linked article) and it made me smile all over again.

:D
 
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