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sirhugs

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This title just stuck in my head after I posted a thread on Clone Incest.

maybe a family of performers gets packed too tightly in their Klown Kar?
 
How about an alternate-reality story where Clown isn't just a profession and a costume, it's actually a biological sub-species of the human race. They are born with big red noses, huge feet, multi-colored faces, wild floppy hair, etc.

There is a stigma against clowns mating with other clowns. It is expected that they will find ordinary, non-clown humans to marry and mate with, producing clown (the dominant gene) offspring. This is how they keep their numbers high enough to supply the world's need of clowns. Two clowns mating would either a) produce no offspring at all or b) create a horrific abomination of nature: the Ultra Clown! That's up to the author, depending on if he wants a tragedy or a horror story.

But.... two clowns (the heroes of our story) do fall in love. They know it's wrong, and against all social customs and norms, and possibly even dangerous. Yet they can't resist the lure of the love that dare not speak its name: clown-on-clown nookie!

It will take a skilled author with incredibly deft use of the language to make the love scenes sufficiently erotic: the tender kisses on those multi-colored faces; the oral sex without those enormous noses getting in the way; the thrusting and writhing of those pear-shaped naked bodies as they dance the dance of love. And of course all the honking. But I'm sure Sirhugs can pull it off!
 
Carnevil9 said:
How about an alternate-reality story where Clown isn't just a profession and a costume, it's actually a biological sub-species of the human race. They are born with big red noses, huge feet, multi-colored faces, wild floppy hair, etc.

There is a stigma against clowns mating with other clowns. It is expected that they will find ordinary, non-clown humans to marry and mate with, producing clown (the dominant gene) offspring. This is how they keep their numbers high enough to supply the world's need of clowns. Two clowns mating would either a) produce no offspring at all or b) create a horrific abomination of nature: the Ultra Clown! That's up to the author, depending on if he wants a tragedy or a horror story.

But.... two clowns (the heroes of our story) do fall in love. They know it's wrong, and against all social customs and norms, and possibly even dangerous. Yet they can't resist the lure of the love that dare not speak its name: clown-on-clown nookie!

It will take a skilled author with incredibly deft use of the language to make the love scenes sufficiently erotic: the tender kisses on those multi-colored faces; the oral sex without those enormous noses getting in the way; the thrusting and writhing of those pear-shaped naked bodies as they dance the dance of love. And of course all the honking. But I'm sure Sirhugs can pull it off!
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Superb idea! And I'm reminded of the SOFTCORE Comix (Print Mint, 1973) feature CIRCUS OF SEX. Remember the old circus gag where a little car drives into the ring and a zillion clowns pile out? Well, here, just one big female clown emerges from the car. Then more clowns crawl out of her large cunt. Hilarity ensues.
 
The youngest daughter always wondered why she wasn't allowed to be stuffed into the car until she was 18...
 
JaxRhapsody said:
This makes me want to do a clown and mime story...
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One of my RON'S JOURNAL submissions (it might be #04) contains my uncle Ron's account of his experiences as a street mime in Hollyweird. Not a Marcel Marceau type, but a mostly-naked tall longhair guy with a live fucking boa constrictor wrapped around his neck. The account tells of his groupies, gropers, and competing or mirroring mimes. I'll see if I can find further notes from that time (around 1971) for more submissions. Mime sex has great possibilities. I've seen nothing in those notes about clowns, sorry.
 
It wouldnt be hard at all. A mime is to be read, writing what she is doing is her dialog
 
You can make it a holiday story and call it "The Most Wonderful Mime of the Year."
 
I was thinking a mime clown war. A clown is in a circus tent resupplying and she is a mime, hiding after her team was slaughtered by water balloons and seltzer cannons. they find each other as they both had sought a few moments of solace.
 
How about an all-out war to the death between the Clowns and the Mimes. It would be sort of like Underworld but with Clowns and Mimes instead of Vampires and Lycans.

It could be set either in our normal world, where the Clowns and Mimes are a small part of society. Or it could be set on another planet or an alternate reality where only Clowns and Mimes exist.

Of course we need to get some erotica in there. We could add in some nookie between a couple of the Clowns on the one hand, and between a few of the mimes on the other hand, but that would be boring. Better yet to have one of the Mimes and one of the Clowns fall in love/lust with each other: the love that dares not speak its name! (especially doesn't dare speak its name by any of the Mimes)
 
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