Clown Fetish

[Strange Girl]

And then out of nowhere, a little car explodes, like cockroaches, they scurry around and hit eachother on the head with huge mallets, Kicking eachother with those huge shoes, punishingly humiliating the poor hobo clown, laughing and giggling like the diseased flock of ne'er-do-wells they are, and then silence fell over the group as they became aware of my presence. Not a sound was heard, but rubber chickens hitting the pavement.

 

[Patryn]

If I can steal a link from Endlessly:

http://www.ihateclowns.com/

 

[sallygirl]

OH MY GOD!!!! I'm having a nightmare, but I'm still awake! Now I'm afraid to go to sleep. SHIT, I have to get up really damn early, too!

 

[Strange Girl]

Beep beep, sallygirl.

 

[sallygirl]

Oh, I'm sorry. I hope I didn't cut you off. Maybe I'd better just pull over right here and now and hand over my licence.

 

[MistressSin]

they freak me out too

CANT'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!

 

[Strange Girl]

......his big rubbery nose massages my clit, honking, honking, honking.........

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Clowns are held-over archetype characters from the comedia del arte (Harlequin and company) and, when presented in that fashion, are funny, illuminating, and satirical. Clowns, in the origninal one ring European circus fashion, were never meant to entertain children, but adults. Clowns are everymen and women, made grotesque to show up human characteristics like envy, greed, humility, sorrow, etc. Chaplin's Tramp is a clown.

Most people today think all a clown is is some idiot in big shoes and a red nose pulling crap out of his sleeve. Those aren't true clowns, they're "buffoons".

Still, I hold with Lon Chaney's assertion that a clown is funny, but a clown at midnight stepping out of your closet is scary as hell.

 

[MistressSin]

it's all about the rainbo fro

......his big rubbery nose massages my clit, honking, honking, honking.........

HHOOONNNKK.....ooh Bozo your the best!

 

[Siren]

CLOWNS SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA ME

 

[MADDOG]

Oh My God! This reminds my of the Most fucked up Porno of all time! I can't remeber what it was called, but it was narrated by some guy named "Uber Dwarf"!

I met this guy at a party who owned a video store. He was a bit of a try hard, and kept going on about all the celebrity video's he had under his counter reserved for his friends. He says to me, "if you come in, I'll hook you up".

So about a month later, my mates little brother and his friend (both 17 at the time) come up to me start begging me to get them a porno, and $5 later they had a deal. So I remembered this guy and I went to see him. He said that all his good under the counter video's were out. So I asked him what the best of the rest was and he hands me this Uber Dwarf thing.The cover looked good enough, so I took it and went back to my mates to watch it.

After the credits were over, the very first scene featured male clowns with strap on penis's jumping around in slow motion while some woman sat there rubbing her tits. "OK", I say to myself, "This is strange, but I'm sure it'll make sence in a minute." 10 minutes later, the only thing that's changed is this woman is now giving handjobs to 5 plastic clown cocks. That was the end of that scene.

Other scenes in the movie included Men dressed and acting like puppy dogs, men dressed as seals (including fish), and one fantastic scene featuring Uber Dwarf (an actual dwarf by the way), picking up 3 questionable looking women who promptly vanish into thin air when he removes his shirt.

This fuck had given us some sort of fetish video as a joke! I was so disillusioned. That was my first and last attempt at watching a porn video!

MADDOG

 

[Silverlily]

Wow, MADDOG, sounds like a Bloodhound Gang Video.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Pretty Cool...but I'd rather be a mime.

Very cool StrangeBabe - I once started to write a short story entitled "Clown Wars!"

Total insanity, it was - the globe, earth, in the distant future somewhere, for some unexplained reason, has been converted into a warring society of opposing clowns. Individual clowns, like individual, normal humans - with individual personalities - just like in the circus. In a given fox-hole you could have your hard talkin', chain smokin' clown from Brooklyn or your goofy, young farm-boy clown from Ohio. I tried to depict a WWI battlefield, only instead of Hussars and Dough Boys - you've got all kinds of clowns running through trenches bayoneting and machine-gunning each other.

Also - there has been a character in my mind, for years - maybe an actual goblin living deep inside me - the "White Clown of Angst and Despair." This White Clown dude is really one of the most horrible creatures ever, to come from my mind. You really just can't imagine. Nothing worse than those emotions tied to some slobbering, grinning, cackling fucking clown - all in white, but with ruby red lips. I hate that fucker.

Fact is I hate most clowns - lowest rung of the show business ladder - balloon twisting, big footed, stupid grinned, sad-eyed, twisted, perverted - sick mother-fucking clowns.

I'd rather be a mime.

 

[R Nitelight]

Most of my sexual activity can be directly trace to women with clown fetishes.

 

[Strange Girl]

C'mon, the show must go on.

 

[Beebeeblue]

What is this...clown bashing? I love clowns. They are all over my house. (and my webpage as soon as I get off my ass and work on it) I have a friend who seldom visits because I have a marionette hanging from my ceiling. She says its spooky, but I love it.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

IT

Pennywise...

"Look at the balloons floating, and when you're down here you'll float too"

 

[teresafannin]

That is the scariest movie I have ever seen in my life. I have always been kind of scared of clowns, but that movie did it for me. I couldn't even read the book, it scared me so badly. Shudders------

 

[RonG]

One clown might make for a scary movie, but A Thousand Clowns is a great, funny movie. Hie thee to a rental store.

 

[Strange Girl]

.....with a firm grip on his soft, orange 'fro, I mash Spunky's ridiculous face into my steaming hot love folds, he laps away with abandon, singing: "lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala"
I can't stop laughing, My body convulses with orgasm and hysterical mahem......................

 

[Guest]

Her pussy lips quiver with excitement as I tongue her entire lower region with a madman's frenzy. Her juice so sweet, her laughter so extreme, My wood has arrived. Give me some reason not to split her sides with suffocating hysteria, Time for the big gun, her eyes widen at the sight of my gargantuan rocket tool, bobbing in front of me like some lewd perversion, I'm ready for insertion. Is she?

 

[GuyJD]

WHO WANTS TO BE AN INSANE CLOWN POSSE?

If you ever want to feed your fetish for clowns, check out the Insane Clown Posse in the WCW or an MTV video. As for me, I lost mine when I saw the movie, "KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE".

 

[Strange Girl]

Sparky's tool explodes in me sending me laughing hysterically through the roof and out over the big top.

I can't stop laughing.

 

[Earthgoddess]

I am sorry to rain on anyone's clown fetish parade but they are terrifying creatures. I trained as a mime and did some of the training to be a physical comedian whilst in college. I can wear white face but I can not even put on clown(American Circus Style) makeup.
I still have nightmares about "It" and to be totally honest I think I would rather die through weasel asphysiation than deal with a clown..sorry bbblue, I am sure your house is lovely,and I am sorry that I would fall into a seizure the moment I entered it...as for the whole clown sex thing I want to go and bleach my brain-Now,I need to go and bleach that image now...

 

[*Eve*]

Re: IT

Pennywise...

"Look at the balloons floating, and when you're down here you'll float too"

That movie scared the hell out of me and that was one of the reason I am terrified of clowns now, they are so creepy. Even Bozo the clown and Ronald Macdonald, are spooky. My little brothers were playing this video game called twisted metal, and there was this clown called sweettooth, he was the epitomy of all that made clowns scary. *shuddering*