closet lesbian seeks man to ignore,

[Andraste]

neglect, blame for life.

i'll spend all your money & hate you for it.

and you won't even get laid!

perfect traditional marriage.

 

[Qyron]

I'm pretty sure you'll find someone under those conditions.

If you were in my country, a lot of gay men would court you, believe me.

 

[dave's thing]

Perfect!!

I love abuse and the feeling of being used. Send details.

 

[ntsu]

neglect, blame for life.

i'll spend all your money & hate you for it.

and you won't even get laid!

perfect traditional marriage.

lmao.

 

[Andraste]

I love abuse and the feeling of being used. Send details.

send details?

why do i have to do everything?
you're so lazy! i hate you! you're sleeping on the couch!

 

[thebarber69]

You sure your not my ex wife , sounds very familiar .

 

[Andraste]

You sure your not my ex wife , sounds very familiar .

men like you fall for this all the time.

my plan can't fail.

 

[dave's thing]

send details?

why do i have to do everything?
you're so lazy! i hate you! you're sleeping on the couch!

I am not sleeping, I'm checking the weather to see when a good time to cut the lawn will be. I just don't understand what you are talking about anmd wanted some details ... thats all.... no big deal.
SHHEEEESSHH why is every thing a big deal!!

 

[snake0067]

Hey andraste, good luck with the search.

I hope you find someone you can be miserable together with.

 

[littlesquirt]

Oh man I was already in a relationship just like that. Why would I do it again?


But then I am strangely attracted to your pics......

How do I get in touch with you?

 

[Andraste]

I am not sleeping, I'm checking the weather to see when a good time to cut the lawn will be. I just don't understand what you are talking about anmd wanted some details ... thats all.... no big deal.
SHHEEEESSHH why is every thing a big deal!!

oh, that's right, blame me

my mother was right about you. she always said i was too good for you and she was right!

now i'm going to cry lots to make you feel like a monster.

 

[Andraste]

Hey andraste, good luck with the search.

I hope you find someone you can be miserable together with.

finding perfect misery isn't easy but i'm willing to work at it.

 

[Andraste]

Oh man I was already in a relationship just like that. Why would I do it again?


But then I am strangely attracted to your pics......

How do I get in touch with you?

i'll take advantage of you being led by your penis...until we're married.
after that i'll hate it!

is that all you care about??????

 

[littlesquirt]

Is that all I care about?

no but then there has to be an attraction to get the relationship going.

so...what are you doing tonight?

 

[Andraste]

Is that all I care about?

no but then there has to be an attraction to get the relationship going.

so...what are you doing tonight?

spending three hours on the phone {for which you will pay the bill} telling all my girlfriends how cruel, selfish & lazy you are.

what about you?

 

[littlesquirt]

I was hoping to spend some time with you, you know, after you get off the phone.

 

[Andraste]

I was hoping to spend some time with you, you know, after you get off the phone.

sex sex sex! that's all you think about

 

[littlesquirt]

hey we can cuddle afterwards....if you want!

 

[Andraste]

hey we can cuddle afterwards....if you want!

afterwards?

i'm going to criticize your attempts at foreplay so much that your hardon withers.

then i'll get angry about you not being a real man, or accuse you of thinking i'm fat.

 

[littlesquirt]

well now thats a challenge!

and I accept!

I'll give it my best shot...you won't be disappointed.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

afterwards?

i'm going to criticize your attempts at foreplay so much that your hardon withers.

then i'll get angry about you not being a real man, or accuse you of thinking i'm fat.

Once you get to this point, I think the only decent thing for the man to do would be to agree that you are fat. Fat, fat ... very fat.

But, he could condescend to fuck you anyway. No one else would be so generous, and he is your husband.

 

[Andraste]

Once you get to this point, I think the only decent thing for the man to do would be to agree that you are fat. Fat, fat ... very fat.

But, he could condescend to fuck you anyway. No one else would be so generous, and he is your husband.

you have no idea how to make a marriage work

which is why i've emptied the joint account and changed the locks

 

[mrjdoedevil]

neglect, blame for life.

i'll spend all your money & hate you for it.

and you won't even get laid!

perfect traditional marriage.

do i have to buy you a house?

 

[Andraste]

do i have to buy you a house?

yes.

but you may live there.
except when you argue back, when i'll change the locks and you'll sleep on a mates couch.

but fear not!
when the bills start coming in i'll take you back.

 

[Ishmael]

neglect, blame for life.

i'll spend all your money & hate you for it.

and you won't even get laid!

perfect traditional marriage.

I read that book. Can I come by for a courtesy fuck and just write a check now and again?

Ishmael