Close Encounters Of The Anal Kind

[alexander tzara]

Please can one of you talented authors make my dream come true and write a story about ET coming back to visit Drew Barrymore as an adult? He's sure to get up to all kinds of extraterestial mischief with that elongated glowing finger of his.

 

[alexander tzara]

Still nothing? I've given you two and a half years to think about it!

 

[destinie21]

are any anal encounters not close ?

 

[pop_54]

hmmmmmmmmmm

are any anal encounters not close ?

Usually on the inward stroke yes.

 

[alexander tzara]

are any anal encounters not close ?

I'm sure, if you had the technology, you could have a Remote Controlled Anal Encounter from quite a distance