clit toy

http://new-vortexvibrations.com/index.html

According to reviews, it's a real mind blower.


It's an attachment for your VACUUM??!! So you can vacuum your clit??? :eek:

OMG, I wonder if I just run upstairs and use the drapery attachment, I can come? I wonder if whoever invented this was getting themselves off with their vacuum and thought, "hey, I think I will make a purple one and sell it as a sex toy!"

"Hi honey, what have you been doing all day?"

"Oh, just vacuuming the rug..."


(Personally, there is only one clit sucker I would ever want near my most sensitive areas, and that is the one attached to a human partner.)
 
Read the site. The thing is specially designed to create a vortex of air which causes the clit to vibrate as air passes.

I don't know if this thing actually works but, from the things I have read and the videos I have seen, it's supposed to be a mind blower.

Yes, the idea of putting a household appliance next to your coochie is more than just a little bit unsettling but consider the fucking machines that you can see on the Internet. Some of those are MORE than just a LITTLE bit unsettling. Those things are truly frightening!

Have you seen the dildo attached to the end of a Sawz-all? Cripes! That thing would rip a girl's coochie to shreds! I have actually seen photos of the aftermath of an encounter with one of those fucking machines where the girl's vagina was bleeding.

The idea of a machine that will fuck a girl silly is certainly alluring but a bloody pussy really turns me off!

I am only going by what I read on the internet but it seems to me like an attachment that goes on the end of an ordinary household vacuum cleaner would pale by comparison.
 
Read the site. The thing is specially designed to create a vortex of air which causes the clit to vibrate as air passes.

I don't know if this thing actually works but, from the things I have read and the videos I have seen, it's supposed to be a mind blower.

Yes, the idea of putting a household appliance next to your coochie is more than just a little bit unsettling but consider the fucking machines that you can see on the Internet. Some of those are MORE than just a LITTLE bit unsettling. Those things are truly frightening!

Have you seen the dildo attached to the end of a Sawz-all? Cripes! That thing would rip a girl's coochie to shreds! I have actually seen photos of the aftermath of an encounter with one of those fucking machines where the girl's vagina was bleeding.

The idea of a machine that will fuck a girl silly is certainly alluring but a bloody pussy really turns me off!

I am only going by what I read on the internet but it seems to me like an attachment that goes on the end of an ordinary household vacuum cleaner would pale by comparison.


I want to see the video you saw.
 
For something a bit more low-tech, the suckers from a snakebite kit are very entertaining.
 
Wonder what the kids would be thinking when the vacuum keeps going for 2 minutes and off for one minute over the course of time it take to get satisfied. Wow, mom really likes to clean up in the bedroom. Wonder why the door is locked?
 
I'm a fan of the original "Magic Wand" by Hitachi with a jelly nubby attachment. If you catch your clit between two nubs and twist...instant orgasm...keep a towel nearby because it will truly make you explode. I had my first one for 6 yrs before it literally exploded in my hand...I put it to very good use! Waiting on my new one to arrive.

But beware of fakes...especially on Amazon.com. I bought one on there once and knew it was fake right away. It was lite, the rubber cap came off, and it lasted all of 5 minutes. A real magic wand is kind of heavy and the top doesn't come off.
 
Back
Top