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A clerihew (/ˈklɛrɪhjuː/ KLERR-ih-hyoo) is a whimsical, four-line biographical poem of a type invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley. The first line is the name of the poem's subject, usually a famous person, and the remainder puts the subject in an absurd light or reveals something unknown or spurious about the subject. The rhyme scheme is
A
A
B
B
{\displaystyle \mathrm {AABB} }, and the rhymes are often forced. The line length and metre are irregular. Bentley invented the clerihew in school and then popularized it in books. One of his best known is this (1905):

Sir Christopher Wren
Said, "I am going to dine with some men.
If anyone calls
Say I am designing St Paul's."[1]

Form
A clerihew has the following properties:

It is biographical and usually whimsical, showing the subject from an unusual point of view; it mostly pokes fun at famous people
It has four lines of irregular length and metre for comic effect
The rhyme structure is
A
A
B
B
{\displaystyle \mathrm {AABB} }; the subject matter and wording are often humorously contrived in order to achieve a rhyme, including the use of phrases in Latin, French and other non-English languages[2]
The first line contains, and may consist solely of, the subject's name. According to a letter in The Spectator in the 1960s, Bentley said that a true clerihew has to have the name "at the end of the first line", as the whole point was the skill in rhyming awkward names.[3]
Clerihews are not satirical or abusive, but they target famous individuals and reposition them in an absurd, anachronistic or commonplace setting, often giving them an over-simplified and slightly garbled description.
 
Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Is a piece of work
When no hot humanoid greenskinned alien babes are within range of the transporter
He'll do a Horta
 
Donald Trump, with his orangish hair
Thought he could lead us anywhere.
But while bombing Iran,
Things didn’t go quite as planned.
A clash that left the world in despair.
 
I put this Clerihew on the 2026 Poem-a-Week Challenge late yesterday:

St. Patrick’s Day Clerihew

St. Patrick
Hated snakes so drove them from Ireland with a big stick.
Replaced them with shamrocks and whiskey, redheads, the jig;
Let’s pass round the bottle and all take a swig.

It “cheats” a bit, the third line not being exactly true and the fourth switching the focus from him to the audience, but I think it celebrates the mood of the day.

Here’s a Clerihew I put up on GW’s b’day last month:

George Washington
Was rather stern, never going in much for fun.
It was said he wanted children with wife Martha,
But in the end it was only a country he could fatha.

And here’s another one not posted here before:

Babe Ruth
Was sometimes slippery when it came to the truth.
He claimed while in Chicago to have called his shot,
Though many who were there said absolutely not.

I see my examples seem to run more toward conventional line lengths and metrics than what might be expected. I’ll have to summon more of whatever amount of Ogden Nash I have in me.
 
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