Cleansing for Christ

[TheCleaningLady]

I try to keep my eyes peeled for an opportunity to help people. Many people need help with grammar and spelling here, and I try to point out their errors whenever I can. Being from the Midwest, I love to ice skate in the winter and canoe in the summer. These sports keep me fit, although I am a big-boned girl. I get along with everyone really well because I am from the Bible Belt, and I have the spirit of the Lord inside me. That way, I am never jealous of others or petty in my relationships. I am sincere and caring at all times and welcome new friends whenever I can. I am single and would love to meet that special someone here at Literotica. Christian non-smoker, non-drinker preferred.

 

[wildrose70]

I sincerely doubt that on Lit personals...your going to meet too many clean living Christian men that would meet your qualifications....but good luck

 

[1sexylady]

I try to keep my eyes peeled for an opportunity to help people. Many people need help with grammar and spelling here, and I try to point out their errors whenever I can. Being from the Midwest, I love to ice skate in the winter and canoe in the summer. These sports keep me fit, although I am a big-boned girl. I get along with everyone really well because I am from the Bible Belt, and I have the spirit of the Lord inside me. That way, I am never jealous of others or petty in my relationships. I am sincere and caring at all times and welcome new friends whenever I can. I am single and would love to meet that special someone here at Literotica. Christian non-smoker, non-drinker preferred.

I have to agree with Wildrose70. We are trying to help you. This site is not about spelling and grammar but you might get an education...

 

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[wildrose70]

Well said Sexylady.....an education for sure..
Oh Emerald I didn't read the profile...she was a happy housewife????

 

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[wildrose70]

She was till today anyway

Mmmmmmmmmm funny how that changed....

 

[Cipher]

Re: Re: Cleansing for Christ

AT least you removed the part in your profile about being a Happy Housewife.

LTNS E_e


Oh this gets better..LMAO So she's on an adult site looking for some churchy cock..while being a happy housewife??? OMG..Some people have major issues. You know what though..i bet jesus came to her in a vision and said "My child go search for a church going man at literotica, it's okay if you're a happy housewife"..

Too damn funny.

 

[wildrose70]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh *lil one* your toooooooooooo freakin funny...ROTFLMFAO

 

[Cipher]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh *lil one* your toooooooooooo freakin funny...ROTFLMFAO

 

[Rock n Scissors]

Re: Re: Re: Cleansing for Christ

So she's on an adult site looking for some churchy cock..

lol...Cipher said "churchy cock". Go confess your sins child.

 

[Cipher]

lol...Cipher said "churchy cock". Go confess your sins child.

LoL

*Heading towards confessional*

Pssst hey R n S..Wanna join me??? LMAO

 

[Rock n Scissors]

Yeah, I've seen this Cleaninglady chastise someone for using "God" or "Jesus Christ" in their post. What do you think she's gonna do when we're fucking in the confession booth

 

[Jaybird3]

Hopefully watching so she can learn something?

I just had to go there you know. lol.

 

[Cipher]

Yeah, I've seen this Cleaninglady chastise someone for using "God" or "Jesus Christ" in their post. What do you think she's gonna do when we're fucking in the confession booth

Yeah she tried to pull that shit on the "Evil people" thread..you know i had to say some shit there too.

It amazes me how religious she so called is..but yet look at her av..Oh wait..jesus probably told her to use that..

She'll use that "christ made us there's nothing wrong with it"..Some people are just too damn readable. I hate boring books.

 

[Rock n Scissors]

Hopefully watching so she can learn something?

I keep picturing her looking like the Churchlady (Dana Carvey) from Saturday Night Live.

 

[wildrose70]

I keep picturing her looking like the Churchlady (Dana Carvey) from Saturday Night Live.

OMG I'm cracking up here...or is that crack up whatever the lady ? has a lot to learn about Lit and real life....lol

 

[Cipher]

Yeah, I've seen this Cleaninglady chastise someone for using "God" or "Jesus Christ" in their post. What do you think she's gonna do when we're fucking in the confession booth

Aww yeah...Gettin it on in the booth..

I mean really..afterall it's human nature, and jesus made us, and we doing it on sacred ground..so there's nothing wrong with that..LMAO!!

 

[Cipher]

I keep picturing her looking like the Churchlady (Dana Carvey) from Saturday Night Live.

R n S..You'll have 100 posts in no time..I just hit 6900 Aww yeah..good number..Ministry (an industrial music group) has a song called Pslam69!!! LMAO!!!

 

[Cipher]

OMG I'm cracking up here...or is that crack up whatever the lady ? has a lot to learn about Lit and real life....lol

OMG..Momma called her crack lady!!! Hell nah..that's funny..LMAO

You know what..we all just thread jacked her thread..ROFL..Too funny.

 

[Rock n Scissors]

I should probably leave out the part where my wife and her girlfriend dress up as nuns and I play the twisted priest. Might be too much for her to handle.

Oh Blessed threesome, shine your divine light upon thee.

 

[Cipher]

I should probably leave out the part where my wife and her girlfriend dress up as nuns and I play the twisted priest. Might be too much for her to handle.

Oh Blessed threesome, shine your divine light upon thee.

OMG..ROFL!!

I'm laughing so hard at this thread i have tears in my eyes..I haven't had this much fun online since.....LoL

 

[Rock n Scissors]

OMG..ROFL!!

Put a sock in it toots

This lady is really Tammy Baker and she's a bit lonely without Jim.

 

[Cipher]

Put a sock in it toots

This lady is really Tammy Baker and she's a bit lonely without Jim.

Never did the sock thing before..LoL

It probably is...LoL

 

[linnae]

CleaningLady... if you have the Spirit of the Lord inside of you, why the hell do you need a man?

Get off of your high horse and join in on the fun. That's why people come to Lit. Not to be chastised by the likes of you.