Clean, clean, clean

[unpredictablebijou]

Blowtorch........ I wonder if that would work on the glasses and beer bottles on the coffee table....

I find a leaf-blower is excellent for dusting the knick knacks, as long as you're not too attached to any of them.

bijou

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[BlackShanglan]

I find a leaf-blower is excellent for dusting the knick knacks, as long as you're not too attached to any of them.

bijou

Ah! There's the solution I've been looking for re: doghair tumbleweeds.

Those are on the hardwood. The carpets, we have come to a mutual silent agreement to largely ignore. The SO sweetly imagines that at such time as we decide to sell the home, we can have them steam-cleaned. I, on the other hand, imagine that we'll probably need to pull them up and excavate down through the layers of earth to the actual floors.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ah! There's the solution I've been looking for re: doghair tumbleweeds.

Those are on the hardwood. The carpets, we have come to a mutual silent agreement to largely ignore. The SO sweetly imagines that at such time as we decide to sell the home, we can have them steam-cleaned. I, on the other hand, imagine that we'll probably need to pull them up and excavate down through the layers of earth to the actual floors.

I don't even want to tell you how right you are about the carpets. Leave them alone, for the love of god. *still traumatized by the last carpet-cleaning escapade*

I just vacuumed our doggie tumbleweeds this afternoon and they're already accumulating again.

 

[ishtat]

?

Sure!

Funny thing: I'm looking at that 5th half-empty drawer, and I don't think I really need half the stuff in there either.

But which half ??

 

[BlackShanglan]

I just vacuumed our doggie tumbleweeds this afternoon and they're already accumulating again.

Every time I get manic and vacuum the entire house, there is inevitably one doggleweed that waits until I am completely done and have unplugged the vacuum cleaner, then drifts across the living room like a Hollywood shot of a deserted ghost town.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I've decided I'm done with cleaning. I'm just going to burn the house down and start over.

Smores anyone?

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[sethp]

Megan hated cleaning too ...well that is until sethp came along. She would clean his car, his house, his cat, his yard until one day, everything changed.

Sethp had just awoken an walked downstairs..megan was cleaning the cereal boxes and horseradish jars again for the third time this week.

The mighty Sethp always woke up groggy and today was no different except...that megan noticed a rather large and impressive cock hanging out from the front of his boxers. She would give anything to clean his cock with her tongue.


As Sethp sat down to drink his coffee..Megan plopped down infront of him and sucked his cock into her mouth. Sethp groaned as Megans wonderfully full lips worked their way up and down the length of his glistening and majestic cock..

within a few minutes Sethp shuttered and started to fill Megan's mouth with his warm tasty semen. Megan swallowed every drop and satisfied that her masters cock was clean she went back to work.

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[sethp]

with her tongue yes...

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[unpredictablebijou]

BWAH!

(I missed this the first time!)

Also suggest a rotary sander drill attachment for the stuck-on food on plates.

Power tools are great for housecleaning.

bijou

 

[sethp]

...when sethp had finished his plate of salmon and grits...he handed to megan who was on the floor under the dinner table licking sethps cock the whole time.. shawna seth's girlfreind disapproved but there was nothing she could say or do

Megan hungrily cleaned his plate with her mouth until it sparkled and then she was ready for shawnas...