Classifed Personal Ad?

[Rumple Foreskin]

Even if this is bogus, it's still funny.

Rumple Foreskin

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This ad is supposed to have appeared in The Atlanta Journal:


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. I really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.


The report claims over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever puppy.

 

[impressive]

Effective advertising!

 

[rgraham666]

That's funny!

 

[CharleyH]

LOL I have seen much more amusing, wish I could recall 20 years back, but stinky feet were involved with 10 inches.

Even if this is bogus, it's still funny.

Rumple Foreskin

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This ad is supposed to have appeared in The Atlanta Journal:


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. I really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.


The report claims over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever puppy.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Hopefully Daisy found the man of her dreams and they're both happy with each other.

 

[Guest]

Rumple and CharlieH ... not a good idea to post (and repost) the phone number (whether real or not).


(Edited to add that I'm sure Laurel and Manu would appreciate you two editing your posts.)

 

[ElizabethWest]

The report claims over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever puppy.

The city of Atlanta must have a good marketing firm.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumple and CharlieH ... not a good idea to post (and repost) the phone number (whether real or not).


(Edited to add that I'm sure Laurel and Manu would appreciate you two editing your posts.)

This thing's been on the net. BUT, it's better to be safe than to annoy the good folks at the Humane Society Shelter. After all, I may need a place to stay someday.

Rumple Foreskin