Well add me to the ring of clowns, geeks and ringmasters (mmm... ringmasters or better... ringmistresses) I can do freaky shit like that too... like.... uh..... put both legs behind my head? I can do that. But I don't know.... balancing a feather on your nose is... well.... pretty far out there. And with a buttplug? All I can say is.... FREAK!!!!