Circus Employment Opportunities

[Ginny]

haven't you always wanted to just say fuck it to everything and run away....join the circus?

looky at one of the groovy jobs awaiting you:

"Hi Mom! I'm having a blast. Loving the circus. Being on the road. All the good looking guys with bleached blond hair that looks orange, no teeth and great trailers. Job? Oh. Well I'm the Elephant Feces Collection Specialist. Mom? Are you there?"

 

[DéjàNu]

LMAO

 

[Rubyfruit]

Well, I am looking for a new career.

Thanks Ginny.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

oh my god

that reminded me too much of potty training my sons....

 

[calypso_21]

I knew there was a reason I was hesitant to open this

 

[tortoise]

Navin: "For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex. The most exciting thing on the midway. Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional. You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you're not going to fool the guesser. How about you sir? Step right up!"

Carnival Rube: "Hey honey, let's see how good this guy is. What can I win?"

Navin: "Uh, anything in this general area right in here. Anything below the stereo and on this side of the bicentennial glasses. Anything between the ashtrays and the thimble. Anything in this three inches right in here in this area. That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers."

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Gee Mister, it only costs a dollar?

 

[bknight2602]

I think I'll pass on this opportunity!

 

[marksgirl]

Wanna talk about a shitty job!

I wonder what qualifications she put on her application?