Circle of Life Stuff - Hello Out There!

[Pika_Reet]

Well, I've just quit my job - I worked for emotional sadists and lunatics. Not having to deal with them - this makes me happy.

I've quit because my Mom needs the care - not so happy.

Mom's not quote needing 24/7, so I have time for myself - to write, to perve here on the board - happy again.

Looking forward to a rather limited social life - not so happy again.

So again, I'm here - to chat, e-meet folks (y'all look like a pretty lively bunch) - look at the pretty pics (and the not so pretty - lots of trolls here, eh?).

45 yr old female, pretty bright, positive mostly, hopelessly straight (I've always envied bi types - more choices) - I'm thinking there may be more than a few people here caring for elderly 'rents and looking for a little fun in the slow times. Feel free to say hi, vent about the 'rent, post pretty pics (guys or gals - we all need some eye candy from time to time) or get to know me a little

 

[JohnnySavage]

The rent is too damn high!

 

[IndieSnob]

That's a sweet story.

I'm JohnnySavage's caregiver myself.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That's a sweet story.

I'm JohnnySavage's caregiver myself.

Be a dear and go get me some Popeye's chicken. Spicy, because you know that's how I like it.

 

[IndieSnob]

Be a dear and go get me some Popeye's chicken. Spicy, because you know that's how I like it.

Muy picante!

 

[Pika_Reet]

The rent is too damn high!

<grin> I suffer from "trying to be relevant for the kid"-itis.

Parents - but I'm sure you know that.

Hello, Johnny!

 

[Pika_Reet]

Muy picante!

Oy - I said that once in a restaurant in Mexico - wuz not a good idea.

 

[Pika_Reet]

That's a sweet story.

I'm JohnnySavage's caregiver myself.

OH - pardon my manners - and hello to you too, Saint!

Is he a good patient?

 

[Disgustipated]

OH - pardon my manners - and hello to you too, Saint!

Is he a good patient?

By "caregiver" he meant "life partner."

 

[IndieSnob]

By "caregiver" he meant "life partner."

That's not a legal term we can use around here.

Remember, it's Vette and the other hetero men who are allowed to dictate how males can act sexually.

 

[Pika_Reet]

That's not a legal term we can use around here.

Remember, it's Vette and the other hetero men who are allowed to dictate how males can act sexually.

Everyone has their hangups. 'Tis the way it is.

So - err - "life partner" is verboten? That's too bad.

 

[Pika_Reet]

So - I am getting Mom cleaned up the night before I took her to the hospital.

We're both hearing this hum. Driving me a little batshit, but not a bad thing, seeing as I am having to deal with Mommybits and the distraction is good.

But I am trying too figure this out - wondering if it is the new "smart meter" our government-run hydro company feels we need to have - listening really closely, looking under the bed - putting my ear against the wall...

Can't find it.

Momsy is starting to look a little embarassed (not that fact that I'm cleaning her bits, that's OK) and tries to tell me to forget it. I can't - I'm a stubborn little bitch - apple doesn't fall far from the tree, you know.

Then I open her bedside drawer.

Yep, you guessed it - a 10" didlo that for some reason has decided it was the best time to turn on - maybe it wanted attention or something.

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

But one has to laugh. Even seventy-year old ladies losing thier marbles need a little tickle now and then.

Hell, she's been single for over 30 years. No way I could go 30 days without a little tickle, ya know what I mean?