Circle Jerks

[Lasz]

OK,
A few years back I was introduced to this concept. A circle jerk is when a bunch of guys stand in a circle and try to jerk off as fast as they can. The last guy to shoot his load has to eat everyone else's cum on a biscuit, cracker, or some kind of bread.

The guys on my floor engaged in this activity once a week. They tried to include me but it was just way to weird for me. I eventually told them I wouldn't do it unless a girl was sitting in the middle. That never happend.

Does this sound odd to you people? I never thought that a bunch of strait guys would ever do something like this, and the whole concept was a big joke. Have any of the guys on this board ever done this? Have any girls ever seen this?

Laugh I just had to get some outside opinoins on this phenomena.

 

[horny_giraffe]

I've heard such things existed. I've had some minor homoerotic encounters as an adolescent--but nothing like that.

Nothing wrong with it, I guess. But I'd rather jerk off alone.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Laugh I just had to get some outside opinoins on this phenomena.

Pathetique!

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Circle Jerks

 

[Rubyfruit]

Frankly, I'm a bit turned on by the thought of several men masturbating together. Seriously! I've always loved when men would tell me about such encounters of their youth. I didn't know it still went on at college level though.

Ruby

 

[xzchief]

Now I feel better about having been a commuter student.

 

[Lasz]

Ruby,
If you were there, sitting in the middle I would do it and probably be the first to go!!!

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Re: Re: Circle Jerks

I like that sonata as well.

I did assume they jerked to music, for timing and rhythm? It would be necessary, I think.

It seems so clinical and any form of sex should not be that.

 

[Moridin187]

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[xzchief]

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I did assume they jerked to music, for timing and rhythm? It would be necessary, I think.

It seems so clinical and any form of sex should not be that.

What, sort of like synchronized swimming?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Barf...

I am sure that the future wives and girl friends of these dorks were pleased that their man practiced cumming as fast as possible.

 

[Problem Child]

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

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What, sort of like synchronized swimming?

It would appear they would swim in sperm(forgive my shudder)

Every sperm is sacred.

PC, short as always, I admire your cruel brevity - it is something I aspire to

 

[Problem Child]

Cruel brevity. Cool title, I'll remember that. Might be the next one after I outgrow my rateyed monkey phase.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Cruel brevity. Cool title, I'll remember that. Might be the next one after I outgrow my rateyed monkey phase.

bBy all means, I am impressed by your Dr Strangelove and George Carlin - a man of eccentric but tasteful discretion. And Led Zepplin? It is an entire package, I think.

 

[Starfish]

Oh my PC, now I have to go rent The Meaning of Life. It's been too long.

I wanna watch one of these. It sounds totally hot. I am with Ruby on this one...


I'd be yellin the whole time....


Jerk it boys!!!! Cum on that cracker!!!!!!! Don't let it slop over the edges..... Gotta make it a good and slimey snack for the poor sod who fails to spew until last.
That's a good bunch of boy toys! KEEP STROKIN IT, YOU FUCKERS!


The funny thing is.... when it's down to the last three, I bet the nerves kick in full tilt and start to cause major stress and delays due to concentration problems. That has got to be one fuckin perfectly hilarious sight to see.
Sweat dripping and faces all crunched up and then there is bound to be a few 'almosters' where they think they're gonna cum, but then they get that odd distractive feeling and it get's blown to hell.

I'd be in stiches, and they'd have to kick me out of the room.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I'd be in stiches, and they'd have to kick me out of the room.

Hmmm, have youn considered being a Domme?

 

[Problem Child]

bBy all means, I am impressed by your Dr Strangelove and George Carlin - a man of eccentric but tasteful discretion. And Led Zepplin? It is an entire package, I think.

"Does anybody remember laughter?"

 

[Natalie Nessus]

"Does anybody remember laughter?"

Only at the appropriate time, when that is all there is

 

[Lost Cause]

Isn't that how the legislators pass laws? Or is it how the pick a new king, or prime minister in most backwater countries?
**Maybe it's an Arkansas bachelor party! **

 

[christophe]

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs upon the dusty ground....God will surely punish them for each sperm that is not found.....

lmao

 

[sch00lteacher]

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
there are Hindus and Mormons and then
there are those that follow Mohammed -but-
I've never been one of them.
I am a Roman Catholic
and have been since before I was born,
and the one thing they say about Catholics is
they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
a Catholic the moment dad came
...Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathens spill theirs,
on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted,
every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
spill theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat their
semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is useful,
every sperm is fine.
God needs everybodies,
mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs
on mountain hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
each sperm that's spilled in vain.
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is good,
every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood,
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

 

[Scabbers]

The slow bloke swallowing is a new one on me, but it's an old, old tradition.

The latest variation I've heard about is Japanese, called bukakke (pardon my spelling), in which a pretty young thing is hired to sit in the centre. She stays fully dressed, generally doesn't touch or suck, and has all the blokes wank off into her face, sequentially. Sometimes up to a hundred blokes.

Sounds like a whole new field of psychiatry coudl be developed around this one.

 

[InLove]

You know....... I would think the loser would be the first to cum. Would be in my mind anyways

 

[juicylips]

You know....... I would think the loser would be the first to cum. Would be in my mind anyways

Ditto

Cassidy