BadForm
Bad attitude in any Form
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OOC: Having watched an advertizement for the erectile dysfunction drug, Cialis, I couldn't help but post this. That's one hell of a side-effect to warn about guys... Feel free to PM if you want to join in. Certainly need a female doctor...
IC:
60, maybe. 70, ok, you'd expect it. But erectile dysfunction shouldn't happen to a man of only 27.
I had been a virile, healthy young man. I knew it, my girlfriend kept reminding me of it every night with her screams of passion. That was, until that day I woke up and NOTHING was working any more. I tried thinking sexy lingerie, I tried thinking sweet and innocent, I tried thinking superslut, nothing would get Pecker Pert again... and my girlfriend was not understanding.
She dumped me.
Within a day of my not being able to get hard.
Why me? I mean, I'd always gotten pissed at guys who ditched their girls as soon as their was a sexual problem, rather than working through it. So why did it have to happen to me? I begged her to stay. I told her I'd see the doctor. She told me that if I wasn't hard I wasn't hers and left.
Dr Baynard at least was an understanding woman. She said it wasn't as uncommon as I thought and prescribed some drug called Cialis. I went to the pharmacy, got the scrip filled, and went home hoping for the best.
That was too days ago. Today, I returned to the doctor, hurting and embarrassed. Dr Baynard walked in, radiating concern and asked what was wrong...
"Dr... I have an erection, you have to help me!"
Ok, it sounded strange, but a two-day-long erection hurt.
IC:
60, maybe. 70, ok, you'd expect it. But erectile dysfunction shouldn't happen to a man of only 27.
I had been a virile, healthy young man. I knew it, my girlfriend kept reminding me of it every night with her screams of passion. That was, until that day I woke up and NOTHING was working any more. I tried thinking sexy lingerie, I tried thinking sweet and innocent, I tried thinking superslut, nothing would get Pecker Pert again... and my girlfriend was not understanding.
She dumped me.
Within a day of my not being able to get hard.
Why me? I mean, I'd always gotten pissed at guys who ditched their girls as soon as their was a sexual problem, rather than working through it. So why did it have to happen to me? I begged her to stay. I told her I'd see the doctor. She told me that if I wasn't hard I wasn't hers and left.
Dr Baynard at least was an understanding woman. She said it wasn't as uncommon as I thought and prescribed some drug called Cialis. I went to the pharmacy, got the scrip filled, and went home hoping for the best.
That was too days ago. Today, I returned to the doctor, hurting and embarrassed. Dr Baynard walked in, radiating concern and asked what was wrong...
"Dr... I have an erection, you have to help me!"
Ok, it sounded strange, but a two-day-long erection hurt.
