church joke

[Cheyenne]

John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club and one evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast.

Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best toast of the evening. "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent between the legs o' me wife."

When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how the Toast Meeting went and he said, " I won the contest for the best toast of the evening.

His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said, "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent in church wi' me wife."

His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include me in your Toast."

The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and ran into the local policeman who was also at the Toast Masters meeting with John O'Reily. He said, " Hello Mrs. O'Reily, that was a great toast that your husband gave at the meeting last evening. He won first prize."

"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't quite honest
with the facts, he's only been there twice, the first time he fell asleep and the second time I had to pull him out by the ears."

 

[Gilly Bean]

That is classic. -lol-

Gilly Bean

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, it's a slow day! Where are all you people that love to posts jokes? huh? huh?

 

[april-wine]

a priest making his way to mass spots to alter boys standing by a snowbank, pants around their ankles and their gowns hiked up....he quickly runs over to investigate, and notices they have their willies buried in the snow.....excuse me boys but what are you doing, they turn around promptly, and reply....just chilling, father patrick wants a couple cold ones later

 

[batter]

OUCH!!!

you guys are going to burn in Hell for those!!
St. Peter is making a notation in the margin on you guys!!

LOL great jokes btw!!