Chuckleboned

[My Erotic Tale]

Chuckleboned ...

I was asked what this was ... hehehey!

Chuckleboned is when you hit your funny bone
it aint funny but you laugh any way while your in
pain down to the 'bone'

so I like a good chuckle, how about you?

"you know what an Australian kiss is?

...the same as a french kiss only its
done down under"



what do you call a deer with one eye ?

no I DEER~

what do you call it when your mouth collides
with your words...

swallowing your pride

okay I gotta throw one of these in ...<grin>

you might be a red neck if ...hehehey!

the hole in your underwear is from pulling
strands to fix your fishing lure

 

[foehn]

paris hilton

my ten year old boy and i got going last night on paris hilton....

doesn't know which side of the egg to fry first, i say:
he says: but she's still rich!

*howls of laughter, both of us*

doesn't know whether to put her butt or her head in the limousine first...
but she's still rich!

and on and on and on we went...

 

[My Erotic Tale]

Re: paris hilton

my ten year old boy and i got going last night on paris hilton....

doesn't know which side of the egg to fry first, i say:
he says: but she's still rich!

*howls of laughter, both of us*

doesn't know whether to put her butt or her head in the limousine first...
but she's still rich!

and on and on and on we went...

<chucklin'>

that's cute~

Did ya hear the one about the teacher who was boarding
an airplane with a compass, a protractor and a calculator?

He was charged with carrying weapons of
MATH destruction~

 

[My Erotic Tale]

Two men were fishing when a bottle floated by
the man in the back grabbed the bottle up
and opened it ...

a genie appeared say 'I will grant you one wish'

the guy in the back of the boat says 'we want the
lake full of beer'

shazam the lake was beer...

the guy in the back of the boat says
'way to go now we have to pee in the boat'

 

[My Erotic Tale]

A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day." "Can't", replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."