Chuck Norris looks like the dog on the Beneful bag

[KillerMuffin]

Chick flicks!

List your fave Chuck Norris movies.

I like Lone Wolf McQuade, even though he's a total moron. I mean really. Using a rifle scope? Puleeeeze, it's cheaper to buy the real thing. And doesn't he think people won't notice he's skylined on the top the ridge? And what in the hell is with that whack the scop on top of the rifle and then sharpshooting with it? Stupid, the thing has to be sighted in.

I can't help it. I like that spaghetti shit.






I liked Sidekicks, too. Only cause Mako is Aku.

 

[Guru]

I'm almost certain that I don't have a favorite Chuck Norris movie. But my wife used to enjoy wathing the series that was on Saturday nights. (I forget what it was!)

 

[KillerMuffin]

The man's always driving primo dodges. Gotta love it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Now he's rollin' around in the dirt half nekkid shooting things like he's Clint Eastwood or something.

He looks bloody damned ridiculous.

 

[Guru]

Now he's rollin' around in the dirt half nekkid shooting things like he's Clint Eastwood or something.

He looks bloody damned ridiculous.

At least he's half nekkid?

 

[EllieTalbot]

Can't say I have any favorite Chuck Norris movies, either. Come to think of it, I haven't seen one since I was a kid. Oh my God, has it been that long?

Not surprised about the running on top of the ridge thing, though. They do that in a lot of films for the sake of cinematography. Even in "Saving Private Ryan."

What really gets to me are all the sound effects in space. Lasers firing, photon torpedos, engines thrusting. There is no sound in space, of course, but like action heroes under fire running atop ridges, it's just so much cooler when they ignore reality...

Sorry to get off-topic. (cheesy grin) I seem to remember one Chuck Norris movie that takes place in Vietnam (he's rescuing POWs or something) and at the end, he kills the head bad guy by rupturing his spleen. Which one is that...?

Norrisless in Nebraska,
Ellie

 

[KillerMuffin]

He'd be better off wearing a shirt. He'd be better off not rolling around the dirt while he's at it.

 

[woodgie2]

Get Rambrat in on this, he likes the guy too

For me though, he's just too far the other side of cheesy. I've tried, really I have, but give me Jackie Chan every time (I know, I know. Apples and Oranges...)

 

[Rambrat]

Get Rambrat in on this, he likes the guy too

For me though, he's just too far the other side of cheesy. I've tried, really I have, but give me Jackie Chan every time (I know, I know. Apples and Oranges...)

Chuck is for real...he was a tough competitor. He was undefeated light heavy weight champ or something. Jackie is just show...Chuck can really kick ass.

I liked him in Return of the Dragon, A Force of One and Lone Wolf McQuade.

Sure, he can't act and he never seems to get any better at it...but he's got the moves.

 

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