chronic masterbation

max_dylen

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i have a confesion , i am a chronic masterbator, not thats its a bad thing. I usually beat off at least twice a day , more if time premits , usually when i get up and before bed , your probably thinkin im just hard up becuase im not getting any , well when i was getting lots on a regular basis i was still avreging 2 a day. I really enjoy beating off, ive yet to meet any woman who can handle my cock with such expertise as i can.
 
Chronic Masterbation...

...will ultimately affect your ability to spell correctly.

Confess your masturbation to the spellchecker!
 
is two times a day chronic...or pretty normal..? from my research..that sounds about right
 
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Re: Chronic Masterbation...

LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
...will ultimately affect your ability to spell correctly.

Confess your masturbation to the spellchecker!

Huh?
 
max_dylen said:
i have a confesion , i am a chronic masterbator, not thats its a bad thing. I usually beat off at least twice a day , more if time premits , usually when i get up and before bed , your probably thinkin im just hard up becuase im not getting any , well when i was getting lots on a regular basis i was still avreging 2 a day. I really enjoy beating off, ive yet to meet any woman who can handle my cock with such expertise as i can.

Some people do some don't for each their own is my saying. I did read some where though that some masterbation is acutally healthy. If I can think of where I saw that artical I will see if I can still find it and post it.
 
ameliaishornee said:
is two times a day chronic...or pretty normal..from my research..that sounds about right

sounds about right. usually the same for me when I have the chance.

Amelia: you should start updating your confessions thread again. I was enjoying reading that.
 
LordKronos said:
Amelia: you should start updating your confessions thread again. I was enjoying reading that.

i confessed something today!
 
You are forgiven my son

Now give me 10 "Oh yeahs, and 5 Oh Omgs" and you may go:p
I too suffer occassionly from various ailments such as cyber elbow (and the truly addicted people know what I mean), the " I can't talk now, he's home" syndrome, the "self pleasure, I get sex atleast twice a day, but still can't get off enough" virus, and the ever popular "Was it the neon fuck me sign on my head that made you just know I would still do this after telling you 5 times I was married?" disease.:devil:
 
i should of said at least twice a day , it really varies anywhere from twice to 5 or 6 times, like i said some days i just dont have the time
 
Re: Chronic Masterbation...

LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
...will ultimately affect your ability to spell correctly.

Confess your masturbation to the spellchecker!

actully i belive i am spelling it right , canada has some different spellings for words than the US
 
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