Christmas word fun

[MissTaken]

My son has suggested I get my daughter a

"Queasy Bake Oven" for Christmas!

*snort*


So, I thought we could start a humorous little thread about Christmas toys and gifts.

Change the name or term or write a limerick that might keep us laughing!

 

[Bidin~Time]

My daughter's nursery school teacher about one of her students who proudly sang;

"deck the halls with bobs and holly"

 

[MissTaken]

My little guy used to sing "Jingle Balls!"

 

[Bidin~Time]

My youngest sister had the reindeer in the Rudolph song "shouting out with gleem"
Odd since we used Crest

 

[MissTaken]

That's funny...

I was thinking the other night about a XXX line of Barbie Dolls

~Bondage Barbie: so submissive and comes complete with the ability to kneel and has cuffs and rope

~Dominatrix Barbie: Complete with leather and a whip. If she talks, even better!

~Porn Star Barbie: Anatomically correct with huge ta ta's and a gaping hole or two. If talking, says "Duh."

~Strip Tease Barbie: With tiger skin bikini and velcro clothing. Plays the "Stripper."

~Flasher Ken: Anatomically correct and outfitted in a trench coat and glasses.

Just a few random silly thoughts....

 

[Monazwx]

Funny, how these dolls never made to Toys R Us . . .

 

[EarthWind]

How about Lit Barbie?

Comes with a portable PC, frazzle hair, baggy eyes and a cup of coffee.

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

My son has suggested I get my daughter a

"Queasy Bake Oven" for Christmas!

*snort*

When I saw the commercial for the "Queasy Bake Oven", I thought I was gonna die laughing!!! What an ingenious way for the "Easy Bake Oven" people to market toward boys!

 

[Guest]

you forgot Prison Bitch Barbie and Transexual Barbie.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

my mom hates xmas so much that we had a fake tree all decorated shed shove it in the closet and take it out already made the next year LOL

 

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

you forgot Prison Bitch Barbie and Transexual Barbie.

Cool!

Prison Bitch Ken ? Hmm firmly bent over with orafice exposed?

Cross Dressing GI Joe: complete with make up and lacey underwear!

 

[MissTaken]

my mom hates xmas so much that we had a fake tree all decorated shed shove it in the closet and take it out already made the next year LOL

That lady needs some Christmas spirit!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Hanns, shut up love or you will find yourself rear ended on the Christmas tree


MissTaken, yes my mother does indeed need xmas spirit, she hates it, shes not a people person. and doesnt have alot of moeny and hates how she always is the one who has to do everything and never invited for xmas. I broke her out of stuffing the tree in the closet LOL I was like MOM! only did that one year hehe

 

[Bidin~Time]

That's funny...

I was thinking the other night about a XXX line of Barbie Dolls

~Bondage Barbie: so submissive and comes complete with the ability to kneel and has cuffs and rope

~Dominatrix Barbie: Complete with leather and a whip. If she talks, even better!

~Porn Star Barbie: Anatomically correct with huge ta ta's and a gaping hole or two. If talking, says "Duh."

~Strip Tease Barbie: With tiger skin bikini and velcro clothing. Plays the "Stripper."

~Flasher Ken: Anatomically correct and outfitted in a trench coat and glasses.

Just a few random silly thoughts....

Now you've done it......

that made me think about a new version of My Little Pony

 

[Prince Romeo]

TRANSEXUALSFORMERS - Robots in drag!
TRANSEXUALSFORMERS - Robots in disguise!
TRANSEXUALSFORMERS - More than meets the eye!

 

[MissTaken]

Transexualformers?

*chuckling*

 

[marksgirl]

I want a "Clue-less" game!

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[marksgirl]

I need a new "Cumcorder" too!

 

[MissTaken]

Ohhh you all are so naughty!

I love it!


If I want a cd player, does that mean I will get a cross dresser with no intention of committing?

Psst...i really need a cd player

 

[marksgirl]

I got a new CD burner, would that make it a hot cross dresser?

 

[MissTaken]

I got a new CD burner, would that make it a hot cross dresser?

*snorts*


I bet you are!