Christmas shorts

Christmas Comes

“Rita and Jack, you have been warned thrice about talking—I daresay flirting—in class. You two will stay after school for detention. You will write, in Latin, a perfect paragraph on the true meaning of Christmas. I am aware this is the last day before your holiday begins, but it is my duty to impose and teach you discipline. Meet me in the art studio at 3:15 sharp.”

“Yes, ‘ster”, each senior responded with a wicked gleam in their eyes.

By 3:05 Sister Mary Nativity had finished arranging the modeling platform and polishing the two-way mirror. She worried that Sister Mary “Cunny” Constance would be tardy, but she arrived at 3:10.

“Nat, this is wondrous of you. I’m all prepared, nothing but me under this habit, haha. Ah, the neon purple, my favorite!”

“Cunny, speak low, the children should be here any minute. I daresay they’re as anxious to get going as we are. Ah, me, did you get that—to get going? Ha ha ha!”

The pair of star pupils entered promptly and took their seats in front of the carpeted platform.

“Now, children,” Sister Nativity intoned solemnly, “you know the assignment. You have an hour, at which time’s end I will return. Do not cheat, I will know if you helped each other, your Latin is very distinctive.”

“Yes, ‘ster. Thank you, ‘ster.”

As soon as the sound of swishing skirt and rosary beads faded away, the two students turned to each other.

“Fuck, Rita, did you get Nancy Nympho to write those paras?”

“Chill, babe. I only had to promise to get her a date with that nerdy freshman, Peter-the-putz. She loves virgins, no matter what they look like. Here, let’s copy them out fast, so we can start fucking our brilliant brains out.”

Behind the mirror, watching the brilliant young brains fuck, Nativity lubed the “purple pirate” strapped round her wide hips. Cunny was bent forward, habit skirt lifted and tucked into her hemp belt, as she watched her favorite lascivious students copulating on the table.

“Ready, sweet Cunny? This cock is tickling my clit and I’ll frig yours too as soon as I’ve poked you full.”

Just as both pious women were ready to explode into simultaneous orgasms, the boy and girl, having come twice already, got off the platform.

“Oh fuck, Nat! I wanted to come with them. Ohfuckinjeezuscrapshit. Oh oh oh, Nat slow down.”

“Wait, Cunn, look,” Nativity said as she eased down the power on her appended tool and grabbed more lube.

Rita, with opened blouse and bra, leaned full-frontally against the mirror, eyes dilated, mouth open and leaking, seemingly looking directly at her teachers. Jack was right behind her, one arm round his steady, and pinching a perfectly nubile roseate nipple.

“OK, babe, here goes your first ass job, ready? I think you’re oiled plenty, my dick is too.”

“Yeah, hunnybunny, fuck my sweet ass and make me come again, harder than ever. I’m so ready I could scream Deck the Fucking Halls. Jingle Balls me, Jack!”

All four Queen of Angels high school members came simultaneously. The nuns were fortunate the dildo’s batteries were new. Rita and Jack had just enough time to tidy up, though of course Sister Nat would have given them more had they decided to go for another round or position. Sister Constance couldn’t move for half an hour, she simply leaned her face against the glass drooling and sighing, nearly falling asleep. Nativity wished she’d had a camera at the sight of that plump glistening ass.

“Excellent work, children. I am pleased you know the meaning of Christmas, whether in Latin or English. I trust you have benefited as much from this exercise as we, um, I did. Uh, when I was your age.

“Merry Christmas—and the peace and joy of the newborn king to you and your families.”

“Merry Christmas, ‘ster,” both children uttered together, again.
 
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Gauche, Macks & Perdita

What a great way to wake up, three brilliant shorts. Thanks a bunch.:D

Will's Choking on cornflakes
 
McKenna and Perdita, WOW! They're great! Wills is right, it's been a fun time to wake up to brilliant shorts. :)


(I knew you could do it Perdita! :kiss: )

Gauche, what do you mean 'fucking nuns'? 'splain!

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gauchecritic said:
Mmm, fucking nuns.
Good lord, I think that's my first ever public compliment from Gauche. Not utterly certain, but I'm taking the "Mmm" as a positive sign.

Perdita ;)
 
"Fucking nuns" is a sort of irony cum bathos sort of thing. I'd imagine that plenty of Catholic school kids use the epithet as derisory, so I used it as a literary device, a kind of anti-pardigm if you will.

Gauche
 
PierceStreet said:
You deserve it, since he uses your compliment as part of his credentials in his signature.
Thank you, Pierce. I appreciate a plain-spoken man. Your little piece was good, did not expect the ending, gave me a larf.

Perdita
 
gauchecritic said:
"Fucking nuns" is a sort of irony cum bathos sort of thing. I'd imagine that plenty of Catholic school kids use the epithet as derisory, so I used it as a literary device, a kind of anti-pardigm if you will.

Gauche

Oh I see, like an oxymoron.



PierceStreet that was awesome! I love how Santa missed the right address by one! lol Great story! :)
 
Pierce

Great short, loved the ending, took me by suprise. (and Santa 1!)

Will's
 
Forever and One Day

With the steaming cup of coffee beside him, untouched, he stared blindly at the coloured lights on the Christmas tree.

His sister had insisted that the tree be put up. He couldn’t see a reason for it. Jaden wouldn’t know the difference, at 18 months he was still too young. But his sister was happier and not a hell of a lot else mattered at this stage.

The red lights on the tree twinkled.

Jake sat up a little, slouching cramped his shoulders. It seemed that everything he did at the moment made his body ache and he couldn’t figure out why. Absently, he picked up his coffee and sipped. The scorching liquid made his tongue retract in agony, but he ignored the pain.

His sister had remembered to put out a Santa sock. Julie had made Jaden’s sock a month ago. She’d joked and laughed about it at the time; had added a Christmas tree on the front and covered it in sparkling frilly bits of material her mother had given her years ago. The material scraps sat in a big plastic bag in the wardrobe of the study, hidden from sight, but was dragged out every now and again as Julie’s whims led her.

The baby monitor crackled, warning Jake that his son was stirring. Replacing the cup on the table, Jake wandered through the house to Jaden’s room. He went right up to the boy’s cot, holding a tentative hand out, almost touching his son before scrunching it back into his jean pocket. The lad slept. He’d probably just turned over or something. He seemed okay.

Jake left the room and plonked himself back down in the armchair, picking his cup up. It seemed that lately, he always needed to be holding something. Anything. It didn’t matter what. Just so long as he held it and held it tight.

The yellow lights flickered.

Looking down at the presents under the tree, Jake squinted hoping the blurry scene would clear and his focus would steady. Not only was his body aching, but his eyes had been playing up too. One day, when he could be bothered, he’d go and have an eye test. Maybe after New Year.

There was a long flat present laying under the tree. Jake didn’t know what was inside it. His sister had brought it with her when she’d put the tree up and left it there. It was for Jaden. Almost everything was for Jaden.

Everything, that is, except for one small, square present. His damn sister had found it in the bottom drawer and put it there. Julie had bought him something.

The green lights flashed.

He didn’t want to know what she’d bought. Didn’t want to feel. But he found himself reaching out for the gift anyway. Reaching out, holding and bringing it back to sit on the arm of his chair while he drained the coffee from his cup, then dropped it back on the orange flowered coaster his wife had bought last summer.

It fit in the palm of his hand. Wrapped in bright red christmas paper with a gold ribbon, it just sat there as he stared at it. When it went out of focus on his palm, he rubbed the back of his hand over his eyes then held the gift between unsteady fingers and first yanked the ribbon, then tore the paper from it.

A small maroon velvet box balanced on his knee.

Not wanting to wait any longer, he lifted the lid of the box. A pair of tiger’s eyes stared back at him. He’d forgotten all about them. It had been months ago when they’d walked through the mall hand in hand, window shopping. Julie had been entranced with a pair of gold earrings. Nothing ostentatious, just a simple plain pair of gold studs. And he’d been surprised at the tiger’s eye cufflinks and had mumbled something at the time. Obviously she’d remembered and had gone and bought them for him, putting them away until Christmas.

He stared at the cufflinks, not bothering to clear his eyes again. Clear liquid welled, then made a path down his 6 o’clock shadow. The wet patches on his navy blue tee shirt grew. His shoulders shook a little. The baby monitor crackled, then silenced.

Gripping the maroon box and its contents tightly in one hand, Jake held it to his chest, no longer able to stem the flow of grief. No longer able to ignore his loss. She was gone.

After a while, Jake quietened. He opened the box and took out one of the cufflinks.

“I'll love you forever,” he whispered.

Turning the cufflink over in his fingers, he saw a scratch mark. She’d had it inscribed. Squinting, he read the inscription.

”ILU4EVER+1DAY”
 
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Wild's
Touching. Nice story.
Nearly cried as much as the Flika film.

Will's
 
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