Christmas Rituals?

[TheYoungGentleman]

What is your ideal(Past, Present, Fantasy.) ritual for christmas?

Wake up
Fall back asleep
Siblings wake me
Stockings and Chai tea latte(yum)
Breakfast
Presents
Play time and more chai tea latte time
Lunch
More chai tea latte time
Extended family dinner
Presents
Home
Chai tea latte time again
Bed

(I think I missed a few chai tea latte times)

 

[eric60red]

Wake up
See if wife is awake.
Go back to sleep.
Wake up again, here noises from kids room.
Pretend to be asleep.
Kids burst into room and jump all over me.
Wife enters room with mugs of coffee lased with scotch for her and me, hot chocolate for kids.
Tell Kids not to jump while Im drinking cofee, Hic, hic
Get up put on dressing gown, and stager down stairs, to the smell of Roast Turkey.
Open presents.
Get dressed hic after more coffee lased with scotch.
Around 3 pm sit down to Xmas dinner, after a few glasses of the special 12 year old Malt Whiskey I was bought.
During meal serve a fine glass of wine foreverybody hic, hic.
Finish meal sit down in favorite chair, with another glass of Malt,turn on TV, fall asleep.
Wake up oh its bed time stagger up to bed time, and vow not to drink next Christmas

 

[Scentofawoman]

If its fantasy then...

Wake up to being eaten in bed
Come down stairs to open presents
Have breakfast and hot tea served to me
Someone else clean up the paper
Head upstairs, take a long leaisure shower, maybe get a surprise visit
Head to family's homes to eat food ( no dishes in my clean kitchen)
Come home head to bed
Get fucked under the mistletoe that happens to be hung with care.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

You both need chai tea...