Christmas is for cunts/Anti Christmas Thread

[Fata Morgana]

If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

I'm with Scrooge!

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm spending the Holidays on a beach and can confirm that Christmas is definitely for cunts.

Yum!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm spending the Holidays on a beach and can confirm that Christmas is definitely for cunts.

Yum!

Good for you!

I'm waiting or all the Tiny Tims to come in waving tinsel and talking love and family and hugging spiders at Christmas. Those cunts are gonna die.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I hope it's the Albert Finney version , excellent score, very beautiful. Was on television at the weekend, but we watch it on video every year.

Ok I will admit to loving White Christmas. Cos that's what Christmas should be like. Having Bing singing to you as it snows, not nearly getting killed queuing for a carpark space for 20 minutes just to nip into Boots for a BOTTLE OF FUCKING COVONIA.

Bastards.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Or charity bastards waving buckets under your nose trying to guilt trip you into throwing money in just cos it's Christmas. Just once, I'd like to throw up in the bastard bucket. Give 'em a bit of me Christmas cheer.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Only 7 more days til it's over!

 

[Fata Morgana]

And what's with this so called 'amusing' Christmas jumper crap? That's only come about in the past 7 or so years. Yeah lets go to work in a red hot office wearing a thick woolly jumper just cos it's got a cunting reindeer or flashing balls on it. And put an inane grin on your face as you walk in wearing it cos you're so clever. And sweat your fucking tits off all day and stink to high heaven.

Burn these fucks on pyre on Christmas Day I say.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Merry Christmas!!!

 

[RichardBentwood]

Merry Christmas.

 

[Sean]

I'm spending the Holidays on a beach and can confirm that Christmas is definitely for cunts.

Yum!

No you aren't, shorty.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Lets not even start in on the colossal amount of money you're expected to spend on presents and cards because it's EXPECTED. Because it's the time of giving. No cunts, it's the time of running up debts unnecessarily and ending up with a pile of shite* you didn't want or need for the new year.




* And why do some folks suddenly decided they don't know a thing about you after say 20 years of friendship. Get me a fucking book, not a crystal trinket box or a fucking cat jigsaw. Bitch. Fucking jigsaw...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas.

The Tims are here!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Kill a tree for Jesus.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Commercialism. It's something else to buy. Protest.

It's s good time of year if you avoid all that rubbish. Concentrate on the Cheese, good eats, social acceptability of functional alcoholism and the religious bits and the sparkling lights oh, and that good smell of pine, orange and spice every where.

Oh there are some bits I still do like. Christmas Dinner at home, some of the old movies, Christmas Eve with my best friend eating Quality Street and watching black & white movies. It's the way it's rammed down your fucking throat and if you don't wanna wear a Christmas jumper, grin like a fuckwit and shake your tinsel you are dubbed a misery. I hate being strong armed into anything. Especially "fun". And definitely the commercialism.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Bidin~Time]

The Tims are here!

I hope you liked my present. I picked it just for you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I ask for no presents . Only G gets me something, and this year a relative particularly wanted to and went half with G on something they asked me to choose ( it had to be jewellery but I could choose it, they didn't like the choice so G talked them into it and paid half to sweeten the deal). I'd genuinely rather give without receiving stuff I don't want but we do not give gratuitously. I'd rather give another day of the year something perfect for the person than buy any old thing to give them a gift cos 'have to'.

Exactly!

I don't do presents anymore. Giving or receiving. And only a handful of special cards. It's crazy out of hand money wise. My mum's birthday is Christmas Day, mine and my besties shortly after so we have all that as well. Instead of presents we have a nice day out somewhere and enjoy the company.

 

[Sean]

Some of us are going to be stuck on a plane for eight hours crimbo eve, tyvm.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I hope you liked my present. I picked it just for you.

Have you ever had fairy lights removed from your rectum? STILL PLUGGED IN.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Some of us are going to be stuck on a plane for eight hours crimbo eve, tyvm.

Are you spending Christmas on the beach with Lance!

 

[Sean]

Are you spending Christmas on the beach with Lance!

The only beaches Lance will see stars Bette Midler.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The only beaches Lance will see stars Bette Midler.

Hahahahaha.