Christmas Ideas?

[handysr]

The surprise toy- of the vibrating variety.

Who was her secret santa?

The lady finds the gift-wrapped package on the front seat of her car when she was putting leftovers away before she loads up the family to leave. Opening it in confusion, she sees that the package contains a remote-control rabbit.

She is more confused to see that the package has 1/3 of it cut away, seemingly missing the actual remote. She opens the card, smiling as she reads that she is supposed to be wearing the new rabbit toy the next week at the NYE party. Or maybe she is staying for drinks after the kids all pass out, and with over a dozen adults in the extended family in attendance, and she is to immediately go into the restroom and put it into place.

The card is signed "your secret admirer", whom she assumes is her hubby/BF/affair, so she hides the package.

Who will she find is holding the remote? After two hours of wind-up, plus a few drinks, will she be in any mood to care who is driving her crazy?

Extra credit: Do they use gravy or sweet potato pie in any fun ways? Maybe corn on the cob?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Jack Frost, up to his mischievous tricks, puts a spell on Santa that will make him only visit the naughty adults for presents this year.

Miss ____, book club leader, block watch president and always willing to lend a reprimand, is always #1 on the nice list. This year she has her biggest wish, _____ and can't wait for the book club ladies to envy her. She finds out about Santa visiting only the naughty list (Jack whispers it in her ear when she is asleep), realizes she has (x) days to make it to the top and the race begins.

~Jack can supply her with an advent calendar of tasks
~She can grab her favorite copy of 50 Shades, which was only read/discussed to satisfy the popular book of the year category and recreate each sex scene
~There could be a rival in the book club, Miss ____. She is always #1 on the naughty list. She doesn't know Santa will be giving her a present this year, since she never gets one and doesn't find out until a short time before Christmas that her title of #1 naughty is being threatened. She needs to go above and beyond her usual to win.

 

[hardleo]

The surprise toy- of the vibrating variety.

Who was her secret santa?

It was her son

 

[Strangebuddy]

College daughter brings her roommate home with her for the holiday. Roommate works her way through the whole family, fucking them silly.

 

[sassysasha89]

I like that one.

What if it's her boyfriend or a guy-friend from college who fucks through her family?

 

[Strangebuddy]

Sure. He stuffs mom and aunts in the morning and then packs holiday fudge with brothers and dad.

...and then he has sex with them.

Bad joke I know.


In all seriousness, I think it would be extra fun if the guy was an exchange student. Gives more reason for why he wouldn't go to his own home and makes it so the relatives would have extra interest in him.

 

[HouseOfTease]

Cute, perky, petite little coeds dress up as Santa's elves for a special event at a small college town's shopping mall, but they accidentally get in the wrong van for the ride there: Mine.

If there is anything I like more than cute, nubile cosplayettes' tied-up, ticklish toesiery in hosiery, it's canoodling coed clitties to sensual hysteria. In a van.

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm visualizing Xmas in Oz, with nude surfing competitions, kangaroos dressed as Santa or elves, erotic resorts with mistletoe tacked up everywhere to encourage full-body kissing, etc.

Or further north, Western anthropologists studying a primitive band in Papua New Guinea tell the tribesfolk about Xmas traditions, which the tribe incorporates into their fertility rituals.

I'm reminded of an old performance by the Roche sisters doing SILENT NIGHT, the realistic version, with two or three sisters singing the song in their lovely harmonies whilst the sister portraying Mary screams with the pain of childbirth. Not erotic, but still...

How about this: a town tradition where carolers roam from house to house, singing, then invading the house for intercourse with all over-18 inhabitants, than on to the next house. For fun, at least one team of carolers are dickgirls.

 

[Nezhul]

OK, so instead of posting another thread, I'll ask here.

I'm interested in not so much ideas as your opinions on what are the most important things that make Christmas... well, Christmas.
Thing is, in my country we celebrate New Year, but Christmas - not so much. I basically know about it based on movies rather than experience. I would love to see some sort of most important things that I shouldn't forget when writing Christmas story.

 

[Hypoxia]

XMas is different everywhere. I'm familiar with some practices in parts of USA and Mexico where, depending on the community, it's a major sales opportunity, a time for family reunions (and despair for those who can't return to family), a plague of the same old XMas music on radios and public sound systems, a religious battlefield, and a victim of global warming. How you can depict XMas depends on where, when, and who is celebrating.

What do I see when I think of it? First, the old family gatherings, multiple generations setting around a Yule tree while young kids pass out packages on XMas Eve, and the midday feast on XMas Day and singing around Aunty's piano.

Next, having to change stations and wear earplugs to avoid the ten millionth play of WHITE CHRISTMAS. I play CDs of traditional holiday music from many traditions as long as I don't have to pay attention to the words.

And next, a scene from Merida, Yucatan, Mexico, mid-December. Afternoon temperature is 95f / 35c. Humidity is 99%. Crowds on the downtown streets are scantily clad. And one department store with big plate-glass windows has troupes of dancers inside, fully dressed as Santa's elves, cavorting strenuously -- under air-conditioned blasts.

Then there's the image of the supposed Japanese rendition with a crucified Santa Claus. Oy.

 

[Nezhul]

I'm thinking more like traditional American Christmass with puffy snow and whatnot.
Would it be unnatural if a couple instead of family gathering actually got away from everyone to spend it together? Like maybe they rent a secluded cabin somewhere? Or is it not Christmas-y?
Also if it is possible, what would they have? Yule tree is a must, what else?
Are there special foods that are traditional, like Turkey of thanksgiving day?
When is the main event? Is it like midnight, like New Year, or is it just straight up the entire day is equally important?

 

[Hypoxia]

I almost forgot decorations. Some folks put a few seasonal items around the house, and at least harng ornaments, tinsel, and lights on a tree. Others spend megabucks installing vast illuminated displays around their homes. Power bills can be enormous.

I'm thinking more like traditional American Christmass with puffy snow and whatnot.
Would it be unnatural if a couple instead of family gathering actually got away from everyone to spend it together? Like maybe they rent a secluded cabin somewhere? Or is it not Christmas-y?

That's fine if they're isolated from their backgrounds and very involved with each other. Make it a romantic XMas.

Also if it is possible, what would they have? Yule tree is a must, what else?

Wreaths around the house and especially on windows and the front door. Stockings hanging on the fireplace mantle or some substitute location. Mistletoe strung over doorways. Now, plastic electric toys like the wall-mounted fish wearing a Santa cap and singing WHITE CHRISTMAS or an animatronic Santa.

Are there special foods that are traditional, like Turkey of thanksgiving day?
When is the main event? Is it like midnight, like New Year, or is it just straight up the entire day is equally important?

Foods depend on varied traditions. A Spanish feast in Santa Fe, New Mexico won't resemble a Yankee fest in Boston, Massachussetts or a Cajun-French feed in New Orleans, Louisiana. Certain spiced breads, puddings, and salads may be special for XMas. My family in Southern California (originally from industrial Michigan and rural Appalachia) favored candied dried fruits, rum-soaked fruitcake, ham with pineapple, buttery sweet potatoes, sweet brown bread, and Divinity salad. Bowls of nuts surrounded us.

We always had three "main events." 1) Gather with Dad's family on XMas eve at our or grandpa's or uncle's home, eat unhealthy snacks, and pass out presents. 2) Only our family alone on XMas Morning, sitting around the tree in our house, with more presents and hot cocoa and a light breakfast. 3) Then the midday XMas Day dinner with Mom's side of the family at her folks' or sister's place, with more presents. Depending on weather, the kids would all play outside with new toys.

Oh yeah, something common to both USA Thanksgiving and XMas: women spend days putting the feast together. Afterwards, the menfolk sit around watching TV sports or parades, discussing world affairs, and falling asleep -- while the women repair the damage. Ever was it so...

That's the childhood I remember. Later, XMas meant staying over with the cousins in Palm Springs on the California desert. Spend the morning skinny-dipping in their backyard pool. In the afternoon, take the aerial tram atop two-mile-high Mt San Jacinto and play in the snow. Then back to skinny-dipping, drinking, putting pot, and playing around in the evening. That XMas dinner was usually a take-out pizza.

 

[sirhugs]

Mistletoe.

It might be trite, but all my favourite Christmas tales seem to involve Mistletoe, which can lead to so many inappropriate adventures.

I put my pixels where my mouth is:

\\https://www.literotica.com/s/beware-the-mistletoad

 

[Hypoxia]

Mistletoe
Hang it low
Slurp and blow
It's a good excuse

Let's make the mistletoe alien or mutant or radioactive or damned or acidic. Or maybe tentacles are involved. Or mind-control rays. Anything can happen. Merry XMas!