Christmas Gifts You Wanted but Didn't Receive

[JeffDahmer]

Jingle Bells Shotgun Shells Christmas Lights

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Rated 4-1/2 stars at Amazon

Description:
Christmas lights made with "real" shotgun shells
Unique, fun, and new idea
Red and green shot gun shells with gleaming metal caps
8 feet with 20 lights
Appeals to a casual redneck lifestyle

 

[JeffDahmer]

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One hour in a sleazy Las Vegas motel room with Lisa Rinna.

 

[JeffDahmer]

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Marie Osmond says, "My oldest daughter is now eighteen years old. Her father is
Donny and I'm her mother. Anyway, she has agreed to participate in our sex life. It's a
welcome addition and I know from experience that she tastes really good."

 

[Eyjafjalla]

A pony

 

[jezzilee]

World peace

 

[RedAllan]

New guitar, Assault Rifle, Pick up truck, Train set, I didn't get any.

I have the love of my family and the cats, if I remember to feed them (my family that is) so I guess I'm okay, but listen Santa next year...