Christmas Day with the Piffles - OOC Casting Call

[Tibxo]

Calling all Players! Calling all Players!

'Tis that time of year again when you are driven by that unnatural desire (called 'festive goodwill') to spends huge amounts of cash on people you hardly see (or even like).

Bah! Humbug!

Now you may think I am mean-spirited (which I am not). And to prove that, and in honour to all those families out there, I am planning to start a thread in typical soap opera fashion (only more hammed up if that's possible) about how a "typical" suburban family spend their Christmas day at home. All I can say is that I'm glad they are not my family.

This is a thread that I would suggest is played more with 'tongue-in-cheek' rather than 'cock-in-cunt'.

Anyone wanting to take part (which I hope you do), please just say below and submit a small profile of your character.

I look forward to playing with you.

Tibvo, your friendly thread director.

PS Oh, yes. 'Merry Christmas' I suppose.

 

[Tibxo]

George Piffle

Name: George Piffle
Height: 5 ft 10
Weight: Thin (due to worry)
Age: 45

Husband and father. George is head of the family. A very conservative man, he worries about everything including Christmas itself (especially if the mother-in-law is visiting).

Because of all the pressure he is not a great performer in the bedroom department much to the wife's distress.

He has been married to his wife, Gracie, for the last 15 years. Since his wife is very attractive, he worries that she is having affairs left, right and centre.

He is also thinks that his boss wants to sack him from work.

His hobbies: Worrying and stamp collecting. Though he does have a secret hobby nobody still knows about.

 

[jubileeslave]

Jubilee Piffle

daughter to George and Gracie.

this 19 year old lass, also worries about the holidays and who will start that annual disagreement which leads to the neverending question.. Why do we go thur this every year?

Jubilee takes after her Mother in the beauty with her red hair and green eyes. She proudly stands 5' 8" with her recent weight at 133 after a long battle with the body bulges. Filling out the swimsuit that stuns most as it reveals almost everything. The tiny scrape of cloth that covers her 38D breasts can cause the natural reaction to match her supple round hips of 36 to bring a watchful eye over that heartshaped buttock.

After hours of window shopping she decided to go with her Father on a shopping trip for the gifts and decorations. Certain that this year they would be happier then the last one.

 

[sweetcharity]

Charity Piffle

(Just jumping in here ... is that OK?)

Charity is just 18, the younger daughter/sister.
She is supposed to be studying at college, but skipping more classes than mom or dad realise.

Charity is petite - 5 ft 3 and though slim is curvy where it counts.

She is the cliched blonde with baby blue eyes.
Where that comes from no one knows.

The apple of daddy's eye and can twist him around her little finger just by overwhelming him with her sweet talk.
Mom on the other hand is not taken in.
Mom favours her sister!

Although Charity knows mom must want the best for her it seems that she does nothing more than nag!
Charity feels that mom resents her for some reason ... but that doesn't make sense?

Any past tension between Charity and her mom could well come to a head this Christmas, for Lil Charity has been banging daddy's boss for the past 6 months.

In her defence, she could tell her parents it was in an effort to keep her dad in a job ... but that wouldn't be entirely true ...

Perhaps she could claim that was the initial motivation, but the situation has gotten more and more complicated ...
... and now charity is pregnant ... by her dad's boss ...
or perhaps not ... whoops... !

(Does this give you enough cliched leads for possible plot?)
(I can delete if this isn't acceptable)

 

[Enodia]

Name: Enodia Piffle (Enny)
Height: 5'6"
Body Type: hour glass
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark blue
Age: 21

Enodia Piffle has returned home from college for the holidays, and isn't entirely thrilled about having to spend this time with her family. She has always been the outcast, with her average looks, glasses and dark hair. She certainly didn't resemble her mother or sisters! having retreated into books her entire life, she was in college to study Literature and History, and was excelling, not that her family noticed.

Enny is prepared for the dramatic holiday scenes that her family seemed to conjure around them...or is she?

(think cliched nerd and outcast part....is this good?)

 

[jubileeslave]

poor Dad all girls.. no wonder he is thin....

*giggles*

 

[Tibxo]

THREE DAUGHTERS!!!!????



He is getting weaker by the minute....

 

[Graybread]

THREE DAUGHTERS!!!!????



He is getting weaker by the minute....

Can I help?

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Gracie Piffle

http://www.Bibracte.dreamwater.org/ATWAS/Isobel3.jpg

She's a hottie all right, but poor George is plagued with performance anxiety and as a result... No one in the Piffle master bedroom is getting any. (But not for lack of Gracie trying.) And if she's not getting any... Well... Just picture her as the head of her very own vice squad.

Brown hair and hazel eyes, Gracie's IQ is 38DD2738.

edited to add:

Gracie is 39 and very soon to turn 40. Don't take her IQ to heart, she's no dummy. She is, however, madly in love with her husband despite his shortcomings. *holding her index finger and thumb just slightly apart*

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Name: Robby
Height: 5 ft 10
Weight: average build
Age: 20

Robby is the Piffles' neighbor. No one in the nerghboor know exactly what Rob does but he always seems to have a staedy source of money. He is most often seen sunning in his yard in the nude. He currently has his eye on one of Mr. Piffles's daughters.

(Is this alright? If not I can adjust it)

 

[Enodia]

I'm liking the characters so far....very---DIVERSE--to say the least!

 

[Tibxo]

I agree, Enodia.

Jubilee: Good profile and welcome.

Enodia: Yep and welcome.

sweetcharity: I like the plotline (going to be interesting) and welcome to Literotica.

Graybread: You sure can.

Maid: Gracie is looking as formidable as ever. Poor George.

LOST&FOUND: I like it and welcome.

To ALL: Can I just add that I would like the emphasis to be on the plot/comedy rather than the sex. So no bonking fests if that's okay (I am talking to you, Maid ).

 

[Maid of Marvels]

To ALL: Can I just add that I would like the emphasis to be on the plot/comedy rather than the sex. So no bonking fests if that's okay (I am talking to you, Maid ).

Just hurry up and deliver that Christmas Pudding. Bonking fests indeed.

 

[Enodia]

To ALL: Can I just add that I would like the emphasis to be on the plot/comedy rather than the sex. So no bonking fests if that's okay (I am talking to you, Maid ).

awwwwwwwww....*pout* What about just a LITTLE bit of bonking? and what about that cute, naked neighbour next door?

j/k

not like Enny would be into too much bonking anyways...

 

[LOST&FOUND]

awwwwwwwww....*pout* What about just a LITTLE bit of bonking? and what about that cute, naked neighbour next door?

j/k

not like Enny would be into too much bonking anyways...

I bet the bookworm has quite the sexual appitite.

 

[Tibxo]

awwwwwwwww....*pout* What about just a LITTLE bit of bonking? and what about that cute, naked neighbour next door?

j/k

not like Enny would be into too much bonking anyways...

Why not? Is she a part-time nun?

 

[Enodia]

Originally posted by LOST&FOUND
I bet the bookworm has quite the sexual appitite.

maybe.... not telling....

Why not? Is she a part-time nun?

I was being facetious...

 

[jubileeslave]

So the question is.. where is the starter and I have a friend that is willing to jump in as Aunt Mary... family put downer!

hehehe

 

[DarkTalon]

I would Like to Play

Name: uncle Jon Cole
Hight :6ft even
Weight: 200lbs. (muscular Like A Cowboy)
Age:Just turned 41 on thanks giving
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Dark Brown He has a devil gotee

Bio: Jon is the Older brother of gracie. WHo had marryed George's Sister mary. Jon Is A self mad Billonnair He has A hand in just about evrey thing now . He is A littel aregant , very protective of his littel sister, and A hevey drinker. All thiss Has put him in the Dog house Before . Hes A good looking rich man whos married but likes to drink not a good Cominatino. And hes coming Offer to vacation and Visit His Sister and her Family

 

[jubileeslave]

oh no an Uncle John! *groans*

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Hey!!

How come no one is related to George? Is he an orphan or something?

Don't worry, sweetums! Gracie will see that you don't go ignored.

 

[DarkTalon]

hay Maid Jon is Married to George's sister Mary

 

[jubileeslave]

I just realized something
Dad is a bad boy... we girls are older then Mom and Dad have been married...

one of two reasons.... real mom passed away and we got a step mom or.... they were really naughty and had to get married to avoid the family harassments.... when we three girls were just little....

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Yikes! Talk about being a nonreader! Apologies in advance to Aunt Mary.

Looking forward to writing with all of you. This should be a really fun thread.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

We've got it all figured out, Jubilee. *trying to look quite innocent and hoping you "kids" don't add so well*