oggbashan
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We had our family Christmas Dinner on Boxing Day. The whole family attended including the new grandchild. The new mum enjoyed having a stomach that was no longer squeezed and made a pig of herself on the trimmings and Christmas Pudding. (She went away clutching a whole Black Forest gateau.)
We had Christmas Crackers, with paper hats, useless gifts and jokes inside.
Here are some of the jokes:
Q1. How do snails keep their shells shiny?
Q2. Who is the most famous married woman in America?
Q3. What has a bed but does not sleep and a mouth but does not speeak?
Q4. Why don't ducks tell jokes while they're flying?
Q5. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a detective?
A1. They use snail varnish.
A2. Mrs. Sippi.
A3. A river.
A4. Because they would quack up.
A5. Sherlock Bones.
We also told each other centipede jokes:
What goes 99 bonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
What goes 100 bonk bonk?
A centipede on crutches.
What goes 99 ouch?
A centipede with cramp in a leg.
What goes 100,1,Ouch!,100,1,Ouch!
A male centipede with an erection.
Have you any cracker jokes to share?
Or more centipede jokes?
Og
We had Christmas Crackers, with paper hats, useless gifts and jokes inside.
Here are some of the jokes:
Q1. How do snails keep their shells shiny?
Q2. Who is the most famous married woman in America?
Q3. What has a bed but does not sleep and a mouth but does not speeak?
Q4. Why don't ducks tell jokes while they're flying?
Q5. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a detective?
A1. They use snail varnish.
A2. Mrs. Sippi.
A3. A river.
A4. Because they would quack up.
A5. Sherlock Bones.
We also told each other centipede jokes:
What goes 99 bonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
What goes 100 bonk bonk?
A centipede on crutches.
What goes 99 ouch?
A centipede with cramp in a leg.
What goes 100,1,Ouch!,100,1,Ouch!
A male centipede with an erection.
Have you any cracker jokes to share?
Or more centipede jokes?
Og
