Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I. Hear?

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores
and
Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants
and...

ALZHEIMER'S: What Child is This?

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout,
Maybe I'll tell you why...

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle

Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
.............(better start again)



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[Mistress]

You know, if I actually wasn't sick, I might find these funny....

/Edit on so I don't get any more PMs telling me to get better!

I meant as in having a mental sickness....
I know the thread was meant as a joke, and I am not trying to bitch about it, but it did strike a nerve. Now I am done being the Bitch for a moment, hehe! Merry Christmas Sweet Cheeks!