Christmas Baking

[sirhugs]

Two long time galpals(one straight, one bicurious as least) decide to make some extra money by taking baking orders. Over the course of a long hot steamy weekend in the kitchen they start by bumping hips, then elbows brush boobs, then one accidentally sprays the other with the sprayer attachment on the sink....

 

[Carnevil9]

..... and pretty soon, they each have a yeast infection!

 

[Hypoxia]

.....and then the health department red-tags the kitchen for sanitation violations!

 

[sirhugs]

.....and then the health department red-tags the kitchen for sanitation violations!

is that the sequel? doesn't one on them just blow the inspector to avoid the red tag?

 

[jeninflorida]

You boys are pigs!


The idea can be very sexy...good friends...wine...music

I can see spinning into two couples sharing!

 

[ambiguityperson]

If they do the Pilsbury Dough Boy in a threeway, would that fall under food fetish or celebrities?

 

[ambiguityperson]

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Honestly, it sounds like a sweet, delicious story. I look forward to reading it.

 

[Carnevil9]

One long bread roll gets missed when they are taking the batch out of the oven. It gets overcooked, hard, and black. One of the two bakers giggles that it reminds her of an ex-boyfriend. They both giggle, but secretly both plan to "try it out" later.

One thing leads to another, and soon they are baking full-on bread dildos, complete with balls and flaring heads. While not on the official menu, they are soon the biggest seller through word of mouth!

 

[Hypoxia]

One thing leads to another, and soon they are baking full-on bread dildos, complete with balls and flaring heads. While not on the official menu, they are soon the biggest seller through word of mouth!

Long ago in San Francisco was a confectionary shop named MAGNOLIA THUNDERPUSSY. (In their broadcast ads, they called the shop MAGNOLIA THUNDER-YOU-KNOW-WHAT.) They specialized in sensuous desserts featuring gonad-like constructions. I seem to recall hard eclairs...

 

[Carnevil9]

There was a joke on The Three Stooges many moons ago. It went something like this:

Q: Why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread?
A: It ain't got the crust!

I don't know if that applies to this story idea, but it just popped into my head. Maybe someone here is sufficiently sick to make it fit!