Christine of sex?

[JaxRhapsody]

I had this idea last night, a story about a car that for some reason always gets it's owner laid, or whom ever drives it. Somehow it karmacily causes a situation to give the driver a chance to get laid. I've been mulling this over the past few days. Something like in the begining it's owner sells the car, because every time he takes the car out, he ends up cheating on his wife, it was relegated as secondary car, or toy, they both loved the car, it always made them feel like randy teens whenever they rode in it. The car didn't stop there, every time he was alone in it, it brought him all kinds of ass. So it was her or the car.

He sells it, some guy buys it, it's an attention getter, he's young. Not sure how the car works, but the women are completely under its spell, the driver is filly aware, but not mentally in control, sort of outside looking in. The car itself, it isn't a Christine knock off, it doesn't repair itself, or do anyyhing expected of Christine, herbie, or The Car. I'm not sure if it should be along the lines of those space craft inspired finned 50's cars, or a 60-70's muscle or pony car.

This is what I have so far, it's going to be mostly sex, depending how creative I can get with car sex, I want to publish this story. So, any ideas what so ever, situations, sex scenes, anything that can improve mediocre car sex.

 

[walkerlong]

I'm thinking like Shia Lebouf's old Camaro in the transformers movie. "and when I get that feeling, I want sexual healing."

 

[MiriamL]

Dont cars like this already exist? A Mercedes with an all calf leather interior revs me up in no time!

But seriously, if the car is sentient (like Christine) the question arises...what does it want in return???

 

[callmeismael]

I like the setup.

Although I kinda think the car needs to be a not-obviously-sexy model, to show that there's some otherworldly element to it. (I'm not advocating AMC Eagle type ugly, just not a car that would normally get a girl excited.)

I could see the driver getting to the point that he's frustrated that his lovers only want to get it on in the car. He gets some confidence and machismo from the car, but at the same time he begins to realize that it's more about the car than him. There gets to a sort of unspoken rivalry between car and man.

 

[FantasyXY]

I like this idea. I think it could make for a fun story. Here are a few scenarios that I thought about as my mind mulled over this kind of story. Some sub plots similar to these could make this story more fun to read.

A young man buys it. It is his first car. The young man never figures out the car is getting him laid either. He just assumes he is a stud and the car gets him noticed more.

The original owner figures out that that car is "magic" after he sells it and tries to buy it back, but the young man won't sell it.

Having sex in the car can't be super automatic. There has to be some thought by the reader that it may not work the way he wants it to. Maybe the car temporarily turns women into super sex freaks and they want to do strange and taboo things.

There is a young woman in the story that has had a crush on the young man for years, but she can't seem to get a date with him or a ride in the car. The young man used to like her, but now doesn't find her as attractive as the girls he gets with the car. She has no idea that the car is getting him dates with all of these hot women; but she longs for him, and wants to go on a date even if it doesn't include the car.

He loans the car to a friend (maybe a girl he wants to fuck, but she doesn't like him in a sexual way... the opposite of the girl that has a crush on him) She scores with someone in the car that is way out of her league (maybe a hot actor or a sports star) and doesn't want to give it back.

The young man almost has sex (kissing and groping) with his sister or maybe an aunt that he doesn't want to have sex with... Or maybe he finds out his best friend is gay. They are in the car and he nearly has to fight him off. (He has to succeed at stopping what seems inevitable in these scenarios to make them interesting. In other words it makes the reader think that bad sex will happen, but it doesn't... keeps readers on their toes.)

Maybe someone steals the car at some point but doesn't have the needed experience or can't control the car like the young man, and ends up having sex with someone he doesn't want to (sister, mother, gay friend) The thief ends up letting it roll down a hill into a lake or something.

While the car is gone the young man hooks up with the girl that has a crush on him and she is a complete freak in bed, further reinforcing in his mind that he is a stud. He decides he really likes her, but without the car he is not good in bed. Her crush is gone and she moves on.

The police find his car in the lake and return it to him. He cleans it and makes it run again, but the car's magic is gone. But now when people go swimming at the lake they can't stop hooking up.

Like I said, just some ideas on the kind of things that can make this a story, instead of just a bunch of descriptions of car sex... I'm sure you have a zillion of these ideas as well.

Looking forward to seeing it finished.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

I've thought of a few of those ideas myself, I even thought about if the car is wrecked, the more damage it has, the less desirable the women it would attract, until it was fixed. I guess the sex in the car sustains the cars ability to cause a good lay. It's like death, it does what it does, I used Christine as an example, she can do whatever she wanted, this car isn't possessed, its just is. The best way I can explain it is, its like a force of nature, or karma, epitome of chick magnet.

I already have an idea for a cover; it shows the car from the side, fogged windows, with like breast prints left over, and sort of undergarment of hers on the antenna, maybe like his shoe on the ground by the door, or a item of clothing of his shut in the door.

 

[Hypoxia]

I posted a similar idea, MY MOTHER THE CAR starting with this:

Long ago (1965-1966 season) in USA was a 30-episode TV series, often called the worst ever made (along with Jerry Springer). A fellow buys a classic vintage jalopy and discovers that his mother has reincarnated into it. She speaks from the radio, and only to him.

Eroticize this. You buy a used car, and it's infested with your late mother; only you can hear her. You go on dates, and she critiques. You screw in the back seat, and she moans. Does she share your orgasms? Does she talk dirty? Do you develop a phone-sex-type relationship?

Twist: Your partner also buys a used car, and it's infested either with your late estranged father or aunt, or one of your partner's parents. The cars argue with each other a lot, and they blab the details when you or your partner are screwing around.

Variant: My Mother-In-Law The Car. Your new used car is haunted by the late mother of your ex or current partner. She only talks to you. Maybe you had a good relationship when she lived, and she's supportive. Or maybe you were enemies, and she only disses you. But then things improve.

Commentors suggested that the car be haunted by other entities. If it could be Auntie Nymphia, why not Christine? Twist: It's Uncle Bruce. Or Dr Ruth. Or Whitney Houston.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

I remember when you posted that idea. I am thinking about making it actually sentient.

 

[slyc_willie]

The car seeks out specific types of men. To all but a small proportion of the population, the car is nothing more than a souped-up classic. For that "right guy," however, the car seeks to attract the "right gal" in order to produce offspring that will continue to drive the car the way the car wants to be driven.

Think of the car as the motorized equivalent of an adrenaline junkie crossed with a strong maternal instinct. It wants to be driven hard and fast. Sex in the car follows the same vein; sweaty, heated, frenzied. It's not making love, it's fucking. But it's fucking for a purpose. The car wants to keep going on, and it of course needs drivers. So whoever owns the car ends up banging numerous women in the hope of giving birth to the next generation of owners/drivers.

This could lead to all sorts of scenarios, many of which have been outlined in previous posts. Maybe the original owner was firing blanks, so to speak, so the car eventually gave up (and maybe killed the original owner for not being "man enough?"), then languished in a used car lot for a while before it was bought by some junkie who took advantage of the car's powers before he, too, was passed on (and possibly also killed, since his drug-infused DNA wasn't conducive to what the car wanted).

Now the car is in the possession of the "right guy" and both he and it are in search of the right gal to mother the next generation of drivers . . . .