tonight. He'll start with "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," and then he'll go into how the traffic cones, with god's help, will guide us into blah, blah, blah...
Indeed, the new "highlight" of the Convention is Christie's Bridge to the Future speech, after which Trump will come out, pat him on the back, and say, "Hey folks, ain't he classy, just like my hot wife?"
