choosing a sex slave

[LORDG]

choosing a sex slave, is not as hard as it seems.
forget the uptown bars full of wannabe footballers wifes.
the most suitable girls are working as barstaff and waitresses.
in the less fashionable establishments.
these are minimum wage jobs, with low self esteem.
there are plenty of average looking girls, with hourglass figures.
who will look much better with full make up on.
single mothers are best, because they probably have their own home.
with grandparents happy to take the kids overnight.
don't rush into anything, choose your target well.
leave a tip so that she will remember you.
compliment her and start a conversation.
keep her waiting a few weeks before you make your move.
it's your birthday and you are alone, ask her to go out for a meal.
then don't rush things, even if you have sex on the first night.
take things slow, and try to make her trust you.
convince her that you do not need to use a condom.
after a while ask her if she has ever been blindfolded.
most girls would not refuse, then it is only a short step to full bondage.
buy her some pvc gloves and get her to wank you off.
get some black patent high heeled mules.
then see if she will wear a pvc g string and open bra.
you can find some tarty costume jewellry and nipple chains.
see how far you can go, give it a month to decide.
start by clamping, then spanking, whipping, piercing and electro torture.
if she refuses to submit to your demands you will have to dump her.
most girls will probably be expecting it once they have been fucked.
don't worry there are plenty more where she came from.
you should video your sex games, then you will have proof if she cries rape.
lordg

 

[A Desert Rose]

LMAO...

This is a great enterance. Welcome to Lit. You're going to fit in real well.

 

[CutieMouse]

Great. Googlies.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Great. Googlies.

I hope when catalina returns, she moves this to the cafe.

It really needs a cookie invasion, don't you agree?

 

[graceanne]

 

[A Desert Rose]

Oh, com'on... bring in the cookies and the cookie groupies.
Yanoo ya wanna.

 

[SierraMoon]

LMAO...

This is a great enterance. Welcome to Lit. You're going to fit in real well.

Exactly my thoughts!!!

I think we should have a board specifically for trolls... their own little haven... there's probably more of them, than there are true posters on this board

 

[A Desert Rose]

Exactly my thoughts!!!

I think we should have a board specifically for trolls... their own little haven... there's probably more of them, than there are true posters on this board

Unfortunately, I'm with you here, Sierra. There are more trolls and alts here than regular posters, anymore.

What a shame, huh? Reminds me why I should be posting at cellis' site. People are authentic there, at least. Here, it's one troll/alt after another. You need a program to keep up... or someone on the inside to inform you who's who now.

 

[CutieMouse]

I'm on my way out for the afternoon, but I thought I'd leave a plate of freshly baked snickerdoodles, just for you, ADR.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I'm on my way out for the afternoon, but I thought I'd leave a plate of freshly baked snickerdoodles, just for you, ADR.

Thanks but no thanks.

It's Reese's or nothing for me, dolly. ;-)

 

[CutieMouse]

*quietly hands over ther pint of Reeses peanut butter ice cream*

(It's the closest thing I have to real Reeses, at the moment. )

 

[A Desert Rose]

*quietly hands over ther pint of Reeses peanut butter ice cream*

(It's the closest thing I have to real Reeses, at the moment. )

Oh well then, we're friends forever.

Thank you. ;-)


And thank you Catalina for moving this thread.

 

[babiesmiles]

joke alert/

Why don't we start a "Troll of the day " thread in the Cafè!

We could collect there best trolls and alts' posts and then at a fixed day make a poll to elect the "Troll's post of the year " with a pompous ceremony !

That could drive our trolls to improve the quality of their post , to take care of the grammar and make use of a spell check more frequently.

If we have to suffer their posts at least let convince them to write in plain understandable English !

end of the joke /

 

[bronntanas]

What a shame, huh? Reminds me why I should be posting at cellis' site. People are authentic there, at least. Here, it's one troll/alt after another. You need a program to keep up... or someone on the inside to inform you who's who now.

I forgot my password over there

 

[BloodFluke]

It's easy to spot an asshole.

 

[saw_man1]

choosing a sex slave, is not as hard as it seems.
forget the uptown bars full of wannabe footballers wifes.
the most suitable girls are working as barstaff and waitresses.
in the less fashionable establishments.
these are minimum wage jobs, with low self esteem.
there are plenty of average looking girls, with hourglass figures.
single mothers are best, because they probably have their own home.
with grandparents happy to take the kids overnight.
don't rush into anything, choose your target well.
leave a tip so that she will remember you.
compliment her and start a conversation.
keep her waiting a few weeks before you make your move.
it's your birthday and you are alone, ask her to go out for a meal.
then don't rush things, even if you have sex on the first night.
take things slow, and try to make her trust you.
convince her that you do not need to use a condom.
after a while ask her if she has ever been blindfolded.
most girls would not refuse, then it is only a short step to full bondage.
see how far you can go, give it a month to decide.
if she refuses to submit to your demands dump her.
most girls will probably be expecting it once they have been fucked.
there are plenty more sluts where she came from.
you should video your sex games, then you will have proof if she cries rape.
lordg

Wow, thats a mouthful.
Are you able to chew and walk at the same time?
How do you handle the whole breathing and thinking thing?

 

[O'Mac]

choosing a sex slave, is not as hard as it seems.
forget the uptown bars full of wannabe footballers wifes.
the most suitable girls are working as barstaff and waitresses.
in the less fashionable establishments.
these are minimum wage jobs, with low self esteem.
there are plenty of average looking girls, with hourglass figures.
single mothers are best, because they probably have their own home.
with grandparents happy to take the kids overnight.
don't rush into anything, choose your target well.
leave a tip so that she will remember you.
compliment her and start a conversation.
keep her waiting a few weeks before you make your move.
it's your birthday and you are alone, ask her to go out for a meal.
then don't rush things, even if you have sex on the first night.
take things slow, and try to make her trust you.
convince her that you do not need to use a condom.
after a while ask her if she has ever been blindfolded.
most girls would not refuse, then it is only a short step to full bondage.
see how far you can go, give it a month to decide.
if she refuses to submit to your demands dump her.
most girls will probably be expecting it once they have been fucked.
there are plenty more sluts where she came from.
you should video your sex games, then you will have proof if she cries rape.
lordg

Yeah...I'll get right on that.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

choosing a sex slave, is not as hard as it seems.
forget the uptown bars full of wannabe footballers wifes.
...
lordg

What a glorious example of a user. Thank you. Now the girls will have a better idea of what NOT to go out with.

 

[WolfShadow73]

choosing a sex slave, is not as hard as it seems.
forget the uptown bars full of wannabe footballers wifes.
the most suitable girls are working as barstaff and waitresses.
in the less fashionable establishments.
these are minimum wage jobs, with low self esteem.
there are plenty of average looking girls, with hourglass figures.
single mothers are best, because they probably have their own home.
with grandparents happy to take the kids overnight.
don't rush into anything, choose your target well.
leave a tip so that she will remember you.
compliment her and start a conversation.
keep her waiting a few weeks before you make your move.
it's your birthday and you are alone, ask her to go out for a meal.
then don't rush things, even if you have sex on the first night.
take things slow, and try to make her trust you.
convince her that you do not need to use a condom.
after a while ask her if she has ever been blindfolded.
most girls would not refuse, then it is only a short step to full bondage.
see how far you can go, give it a month to decide.
if she refuses to submit to your demands dump her.
most girls will probably be expecting it once they have been fucked.
there are plenty more sluts where she came from.
you should video your sex games, then you will have proof if she cries rape.
lordg

There is a special level of Nastrand reserved for you....

 

[CutieMouse]

What a glorious example of a user. Thank you. Now the girls will have a better idea of what NOT to go out with.

I've been fighting the urge all day to quote this... person's words in his own posts in the BDSM Personals ads. I'm just not quite sure it would be kosher.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I've been fighting the urge all day to quote this... person's words in his own posts in the BDSM Personals ads. I'm just not quite sure it would be kosher.

Of course they wouldn't be kosher, critters with cloven hooves CAN'T be kosher.

But his posts and personals on Literotica are a matter of "public record" and so I see no problem with reposting his own words here.

 

[graceanne]

Oh, com'on... bring in the cookies and the cookie groupies.
Yanoo ya wanna.

Cookie groupies? LOL

And frankly I was still giggling too hard at that the troll/alt's post to even think about the cookies. I'm still giggling.

 

[Etoile]

Of course they wouldn't be kosher, critters with cloven hooves CAN'T be kosher.

*falls down laughing*

 

[bronntanas]

Cookie groupies? LOL

And frankly I was still giggling too hard at that the troll/alt's post to even think about the cookies. I'm still giggling.

Yeah! You can't eat cookies while you're laughing! Cookie crumbs up your nose are much more painful than milk.

 

[LadyAria]

joke alert/

Why don't we start a "Troll of the day " thread in the Cafè!

We could collect there best trolls and alts' posts and then at a fixed day make a poll to elect the "Troll's post of the year " with a pompous ceremony !

That could drive our trolls to improve the quality of their post , to take care of the grammar and make use of a spell check more frequently.

If we have to suffer their posts at least let convince them to write in plain understandable English !

end of the joke /

That could be funny Who would be the Master of the ceremony?