chocolate mother fucking milk shake!

[arienette]

What are you craving?

I need a chocolate milk shake in the worst way

 

[Liar]

Coffee

I'll be right back...

 

[carsonshepherd]

bacon (not turkey bacon)

 

[arienette]

bacon (not turkey bacon)

Why would someone be craving turkey bacon?

 

[eric shawn listo]

S...E...




































..cond cup of coffee.

 

[sophia jane]

bacon (not turkey bacon)

Come on over. I'll make you some.

 

[Liar]

bacon (not turkey bacon)

What the hell is turkey bacon? Bacon is by definition a piece of pig.

 

[sophia jane]

What the hell is turkey bacon? Bacon is by definition a piece of pig.

Turkey bacon is one of those healthy variations, like turkey ham and ground turkey to use instead of ground beef. Personally, I avoid things that 1) attempt to replace something that's good in its original form 2) attempt to make me healthy.

 

[arienette]

What the hell is turkey bacon? Bacon is by definition a piece of pig.

It's fake, obviously. And absolutely stomach turning disgusting.

 

[eric shawn listo]

So is it a T.B.L.T.?

 

[yui]

What the hell is turkey bacon? Bacon is by definition a piece of pig.

Post-Thanksgiving tradition.

Turkey bacon, turkey soup, turkey mush, turkey pie, turkey mac & cheese, turkey flambé, fried turkey, smoked turkey, turkey & eggs, turkey ice cream, turkey corn, turkey ... /channeling Forest Gump

 

[arienette]

Post-Thanksgiving tradition.

Turkey bacon, turkey soup, turkey mush, turkey pie, turkey mac & cheese, turkey flambé, fried turkey, smoked turkey, turkey & eggs, turkey ice cream, turkey corn, turkey ... /channeling Forest Gump

I know you're saying it with the accent, riight?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yeah. It's similar to vegetarian bacon, which I had enough of growing up, thanks Mom. It's chewy instead of crispy which is just WRONG.

oink oink!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Why would someone be craving turkey bacon?

I wouldn't but it's all I have. Stupid high cholesterol.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Post-Thanksgiving tradition.

Turkey bacon, turkey soup, turkey mush, turkey pie, turkey mac & cheese, turkey flambé, fried turkey, smoked turkey, turkey & eggs, turkey ice cream, turkey corn, turkey ... /channeling Forest Gump

you make Bubba sound so sexy

 

[arienette]

I wouldn't but it's all I have. Stupid high cholesterol.

I'll need to send you some real bacon. As soon as I can afford some.

 

[Liar]

Oh, I don't mind turkey. But "turkey bacon" or "turkey ham" is either false advertising or a breeding accident at a really crowded farm.

 

[arienette]

Oh, I don't mind turkey. But "turkey bacon" or "turkey ham" is either false advertising or a breeding accident at a really crowded farm.

Must be in the south...

 

[Recidiva]

Oh, I don't mind turkey. But "turkey bacon" or "turkey ham" is either false advertising or a breeding accident at a really crowded farm.

popcorn spew

 

[Guest]

and coffee spew

*sputter*

 

[Guest]

Flesh.
Hers on mine.
Mine on hers.
Nothing but sweat between us.
The taste of her lips.
The smell of her desire.
The heat of her lust.
There is nothing I crave more.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Flesh.
Hers on mine.
Mine on hers.
Nothing but sweat between us.
The taste of her lips.
The smell of her desire.
The heat of her lust.
There is nothing I crave more.

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

 

[cloudy]

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

No, it's definitely getting hot in here.

 

[MissBri]

 

[TxRad]

Flesh.
Hers on mine.
Mine on hers.
Nothing but sweat between us.
The taste of her lips.
The smell of her desire.
The heat of her lust.
There is nothing I crave more.

i like a dragon with a little fire... Fryem up son......