Chocolate Fountain

[NoJo]

I had my first experience of a chocolate fountain the other day. I'm still trying to work it into a story.

Does anyone know of any stories here featuring chocolate fountains?

 

[Guest]

 

[NoJo]

ummm...
i hate to even mention this.
didn't Brinnie have an infamous pic?

I wouldn't be suprised if she did.

 

[Honey123]

Ok...what's a chocolate fountain?

Is that like a "Cleveland steamer"?

 

[NoJo]

Ok...what's a chocolate fountain?

Is that like a "Cleveland steamer"?

Possibly. But I bet it costs more:

http://www.fountains-of-chocolate.co.uk/

 

[Honey123]

Possibly. But I bet it costs more:

http://www.fountains-of-chocolate.co.uk/

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_5.gif

I thought it was some type of sexual act!!!!

 

[NoJo]

It depends what you do with it, I suppose.

 

[Honey123]

It depends what you do with it, I suppose.

Wow...I just got a few really sexy images

 

[Hooper_X]

Oh, it's an actual fountain of chocolate. I had feared that this was a scatological sex act/ performance art involving laxatives and an inverted girl.

 

[NoJo]

Oh, it's an actual fountain of chocolate. I had feared that this was a scatological sex act involving laxatives and an inverted girl.

Did you mean "introverted girl"?

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, it's an actual fountain of chocolate. I had feared that this was a scatological sex act/ performance art involving laxatives and an inverted girl.

so was i... i hate when they invent new sex practices and HQ forgets to email me.


Hi Joe

 

[Honey123]

Did you mean "introverted girl"?

Then she'd be shy...

I would think he/she meant extrovert? Or Chocovert?

 

[Hooper_X]

Did you mean "introverted girl"?

No. I meant an inverted girl. Think about the phrase "chocolate fountain" for a moment. And, any girl who'd unleash the horror I'm visualizing is anything but an introvert.

 

[NoJo]

No. I meant an inverted girl. Think about the phrase "chocolate fountain" for a moment.

It's like, shitting on someone, right?

 

[Hooper_X]

It's like, shitting on someone, right?

No. I'm thinking more along the lines of a geyser of diarrhea straight up in the air, hence the inverted girl. I'd be willing to bet my ass that there is a--in all likelihood japanese--website with exactly what I'm describing. Let me take a look...

 

[Guest]

 

[NoJo]

No. I'm thinking more along the lines of a geyser of diarrhea straight up in the air, hence the inverted girl. I'd be willing to bet my ass that there is a--in all likelihood japanese--website with exactly what I'm describing. Let me take a look...

There's an old geezer of diarrhea who lives in my building. He hardly ever goes out.

 

[Honey123]

There's an old geezer of diarrhea who lives in my building. He hardly ever goes out.

That's a shitty thing to say about an old man...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

J., I clicked on that link with my hand over my eyes.

No, I don't know of any chocolate fountain stories, but I do have a scene in my novel involving a fondue party at a ski chalet in the Tatras.

 

[Guest]

 

[cheerful_deviant]

J., I clicked on that link with my hand over my eyes.

I did too... and I really wish I hadn't.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I did too... and I really wish I hadn't.

you were hoping for something a little more...ick?

 

[Honey123]

Well, like I said in my post I wasn't quite sure what a chocolate fountain was...when I saw that it had real chocolate and was a fountain, I was slightly disappointed...I never imagined it to be diarrah though...

Then when I looked at the fountain, I thought, wow, imagine a bunch of people getting out of hand during a chocolate fountain party....clothes having to come off, asses with chocolate on them, hands spreading chocolate on body parts.......

 

[cheerful_deviant]

you were hoping for something a little more...ick?

Oops, I misread, I meant I clicked on this thread with my hand over my eyes.

My mistake.