Chilli sex spray

[Dapperguy]

I purchased a new sex product last week called ‘Hot Pussy Spray’ it is a chilli-based spray which you spray on your partner’s male or female pussy. It acts a stimulator and makes the pussy taste better. I used it last Saturday on my partner, who is called Euphemia. Well, strike me dumb, five minutes after her pussy was garnished with the spray she was like the kid in ‘The Exorcist: she was humping her pillow and foaming at the mouth, eyes rolling and gagging for it. When I plunged my cock into her, flippin’ heck, it was hot as boiled lead. My cock retreated to cooler climes, leaving her reaching for her pillow. I felt left out. When she eventually orgasmed the pillow was steaming with her juices and she had passed out with her pussy exposed, which had a snake of vapour coming out of it. I advise no one to purchase this product as it acts as a prophylactic to any decent Saturday night, after the pub penetration. I'll take it back to the delicatessen where I purchased it and demand a refund.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’d bring sour cream and guacamole maybe sum hard rolls with sweet butter for dipping next time.


Great read , kudos

FF