Childhood Obesity Linked to Mr. Rogers

[TonyClifton]

"I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a glass of milk. I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a glass of milk. What do you think of that?" - Mr. Rogers

My investigation reveals that he was sending subliminal messages to television viewers to eat more. His audience was largely children.

[Insert picture of Mr. Rogers here]

Here is a more disturbing quote by him:

"Do you find that eating is fun for you? Especially when you're hungry?" - Mr. Rogers

I believe that Mr. Rogers was promoting his advertisers. Most all of them were food companies.

This is my personal opinion. What is yours?

 

[Adre]

"I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a glass of milk. I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a glass of milk. What do you think of that?" - Mr. Rogers

My investigation reveals that he was sending subliminal messages to television viewers to eat more. His audience was largely children.

[Insert picture of Mr. Rogers here]

Here is a more disturbing quote by him:

"Do you find that eating is fun for you? Especially when you're hungry?" - Mr. Rogers

I believe that Mr. Rogers was promoting his advertisers. Most all of them were food companies.

This is my personal opinion. What is yours?

He was in the rag trade, selling sweaters.

 

[TonyClifton]

Mr. Rogers Visits Snoop Dogg in Compton, California

"It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood. A beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?" - Mr. Rogers

[Gunshot is heard]

On second thought, fuck this neighborhood!

Message from Snoop Dogg:

I was thinking about opening a new grocery store in South Central Los Angeles.

It will be called the "Snooper Market."

I put an advertisement in the paper for personnel to manage and operate it, but only Koreans, Indians and Pakistanis applied for the job.

They have their own convenience stores, why do they want to take over mine before I even start one?