chickens

[Bert Notorius]

could you kill a chicken
with your bare hands
just to eat?

every chicken nugget
starts with
a dead mcchicken.

mcmass murdered.

 

[nerfhearder]

I've killed a few chickens in my day. Not really a big deal if you want to eat.
Never killed a cow but I'm sure if it was down to that or going hungry the cow would be dining with Jesus quick enough.

 

[RoryN]

I grew up with a bunch of chickens outdoors, laying their eggs in the bushes surrounding our house.

They were harmless. The geese, however...

 

[nerfhearder]

I grew up with a bunch of chickens outdoors, laying their eggs in the bushes surrounding our house.

They were harmless. The geese, however...

Geese are the ISIS of the poultry world.

 

[Bert Notorius]

every deer season

some lost hunter

would wander on to dad's farm

and shoot a cow.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I grew up with a bunch of chickens outdoors, laying their eggs in the bushes surrounding our house.

They were harmless. The geese, however...

my sister has a scar on her cheek

from a 6 pound rooster.

 

[RoryN]

Geese are the ISIS of the poultry world.

They are, without question, terrorists.

Especially if they've got eggs in a nest somewhere.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Geese are the ISIS of the poultry world.

Can confirm. Took a nasty nutshot from a goose at age 18.

Was feeding a goose pretzel nuggets, ran out of pretzel nuggets, took a headstrike from the goose right in the old baby batter factory.

 

[RoryN]

my sister has a scar on her cheek

from a 6 pound rooster.

She knows the cock is supposed to go inside her mouth, right?

 

[Bert Notorius]

She knows the cock is supposed to go inside her mouth, right?

you should right a how to book.

 

[RoryN]

you should right a how to book.

Yup, folks - you saw it here, on Literotica.

(Wow.)

 

[about_average]

Bare hands? Maybe, never tried it. I have chickens with an ax however.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Yup, folks - you saw it here, on Literotica.

(Wow.)

an expert at fellatio and spelling.

 

[pensivepoet]

A chicken~yes
A kitten~no

 

[Bert Notorius]

back in hs
a friend backed over
the rear end of a kitten
in his car
in front of his girlfriend.
she was screaming.
the kitten was writhing.

he got out
and smashed the kitten's head
against a tree.

euthanasia.

his girlfriend dumped him.

 

[pensivepoet]

Google "mike the headless chicken"
(sorry, can't link from this phone)
He lived 18 mnths after his head was cut off.
They just stuffed corn down his throat.
That'd prolly work for BB as well.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

My male geese are horrid to each other, but harmless to people. My rooster ( well, there is a bantam rooster, but he tries to pretend to be a hen) is a son of a bitch. I have bruises from his sneak up at me two weeks ago. It's spring, roosters are worse in the spring, and I keep a rooster so he is like that with other things that might approach his girls.... making enough noise to call the dogs out hopefully. This one is a particular sod though.

That rooster of yours needs to go the way of Headless Mike.
Maybe you could just show him the pictures.

 

[Bert Notorius]

grandma had a winged
canadian goose
that terrorized us
as kids.

 

[FGB]

I've killed a few chickens in my day. Not really a big deal if you want to eat.
Never killed a cow but I'm sure if it was down to that or going hungry the cow would be dining with Jesus quick enough.

I can and have...fresh "Yard Struter" is good!

My brother and I when we were kids did it medieval Europe style... chopping block, stretched neck and Broad axe.

CHOP!

Headless chickens running amuck everywhere!

I still don't understand how they did that...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Batch]

Geese. Geese are scary as they chase you with those long necks stretched out and the honking, yikes.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

D(.)(.)------------- When I was a little girl on the farm in Minnesota my mean older brothers held me on the chopping block and chopped my pig tails off with an axe.
I loved my big brothers!

If they missed and chopped my head off I wonder how long I'd jumped around?

 

[Aella_]

I grew up with a bunch of chickens outdoors, laying their eggs in the bushes surrounding our house.

That must explain your liberal proclivities and your "all-inclussive" rhetoric. Because we're all shaped by our childhood experiences.
But tell me, were you sleeping in the aviary too?

They were harmless. The geese, however...

Please Do go on…

 

[Aella_]

She knows the cock is supposed to go inside her mouth, right?

you should right a how to book.

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