Chicken Periods.

[MADDOG]

Is a chicken Egg a "chicken Period"? Just wondering.

But my real question is this....

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

MADDOG

 

[Patryn]

Damn, this sounds familiar.

 

[Bliss]

ewwwwwww!

I used to know an extremely fanatical vegetarian who termed eggs "chicken abortions". Eediot!

Which tastes better fried is an easier question!

 

[Guest]

I think the rooster "came" first....

bahk bahk bahk bagwahhhhk!

Watch out, I say watch out for that chickenhawk.

 

[Expertise]

You're sick Bliss. Sick, sick, sick.

 

[Guest]

 

[Bliss]

You're sick Bliss. Sick, sick, sick.

Thank you, now I have to think up something nice for you to win, as you are the lucky millionth person to tell me that!

Besides, note that I said it was someone I *used to know*, as in I ran screaming in the other direction, to the nearest IHOP.

Luscious, Maddoggie wanted to know whether the chicken came before the basket of eggs or if the basket of eggs came before the chicken. The rest of us are suffering from caffiene deprivation or overload and chimed in.

Eggs, I say, eggs, Mr. Leghorn.

 

[Guest]

 

[Stormystarr]

This may have nothing to do with the question, or just a little, but I have a question myself. When you put raw eggs in hot water, little air bubbles come out of them, that means there must be holes in the eggs. So tell me, is there air so the little baby chickens can breathe?
I know, some of you are thinking I have WAY to much time on my hands.

 

[Stormystarr]

I'm serious here people

Thats right, I said I'm serious, and no, I'm not insane(not yet anyway) Why do the airbubbles come from the inside of the eggs when they are in hot water? This question has been driving me crazy all day. So if anyone knows the anwser, please tell me, you could be the one to keep me from going insane tonight.

 

[Sonora]

Stormy, I'm not sure on this, but I think that the air bubbles you're talking about actually come from the water. Hopefully someone can explain WHY/HOW it happens, I kind of understand it, but would hate to pass along incorrect info.

Oh, I think that the chicken 'came' first. For some reason I'm having a hard time picturing an egg cumming.

[Edited by Sonora on 09-18-2000 at 06:32 PM]

 

[Bobtoad777]

the egg shell is poruous for simply reason for breathability if it was solid the yolk embryo good not get vital oxegen to breath and live.

now why does it bubble in hot watter cause when you put the egg in hot water the inside begins to cook the yolk and white expand when they cook, this expansion squeeze the safety bubble of air that is in the egg, thus bubles when the egg is in hot water

 

[Wizard]

Dam...................

 

[Rosebud]

ummmm wizzie how do you fuck a dam??? and the chicken came first...but the egg was the first to get laid

 

[Bobtoad777]

wizard, rosebud, do those reponses mean you like or don't like my answer?

 

[Bobtoad777]

ummmm wizzie how do you fuck a dam???

I know I am not wizzie but fucking a dam is easy, grab that little boy with his finger in the hole, remove his finger from the hole, insert penis and use same rythmic thrusting as you would with any other willing/unwilling partner, make sure you were a condom you don't want to get any STD' {sexually transmitted dams}

 

[*Eve*]

The Chicken

 

[Stormystarr]

Thanks

Thank you bobtoad, you have put my mind at ease. I know it was a dumb question, but haven't we all been bugged to death by one dumb thing or another at sometime?

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: Thanks

Thank you bobtoad, you have put my mind at ease. I know it was a dumb question, but haven't we all been bugged to death by one dumb thing or another at sometime?

Yeah everytime I look into the mirror I am bugged to death by a dumb thing, but don't tell him I said that, he gets so tempermental.

 

[Stormystarr]

come on now BT, I'm sure you're not that bad, afterall, you knew the anwser to my question, so you're good in my book