Chicken, attempted homicide and guilt can kill you.

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
Fri May 28, 2004

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

 

[rgraham666]

Damn. You can hear anything if you just listen long enough.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Aw VB, you bet me to that story. Damn chickenfuckers.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Where was his wife when he needed to get laid?



~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Where was his wife when he needed to get laid?



~lucky

Tending to the horse

 

[Guest]

I was trying to find the story about a man arrested in San Francisco for fucking a chicken in his parked car. I found this instead. Man, those foreigners... Loved the excuse though. P.
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Soldier's shame over donkey sex - Agence France-Presse via NEWS.com.au | March 16, 2004

AN Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today.

The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police officer said.

"He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action," the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity.

The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married.

After being caught with the donkey in a village about 100km south of the capital Kabul, he was jailed for four days and then released without charge.

According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry.

 

[Guest]

Where was his wife when he needed to get laid?

Shame on you, L. Don't blame it on "the wife". P.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Tending to the horse

You are NOT RIGHT!!

I love you anyway, but DAMN!



~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did the donkey get counceling.????

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Shame on you, L. Don't blame it on "the wife". P.

I wasn't blaming her, Perdita. I was attempting a joke. The whole thing is a little too twisted to take seriously, imo.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Chicken, attempted homicide and guilt can kill you.

Stuffed chicken for dinner?

MSL

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Chicken, attempted homicide and guilt can kill you.

Stuffed chicken for dinner?

Groaning. P.


p.s. Lucky, I was teazin' you. It's all so nutty (and fun).

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Chicken, attempted homicide and guilt can kill you.

Groaning. P.


p.s. Lucky, I was teazin' you. It's all so nutty (and fun).

~lucky

p.s. How was the symphony?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Chicken, attempted homicide and guilt can kill you.

How was the symphony?

All I wanted and needed (at least for one night). Posted about it on the 'no topic' thread. Thanks for asking. P.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Chicken, attempted homicide and guilt can kill you.

All I wanted and needed (at least for one night). Posted about it on the 'no topic' thread. Thanks for asking. P.

Marvelous. I'll check it out. ~lucky

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry.

That should get the donkey a heated stall, a blanket, and a straw hat with earholes, and still leave enough for a competent psychiatrist.

 

[shereads]

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
Fri May 28, 2004

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

(•) (•) <------- bewildered stare

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: Chicken, attempted homicide and guilt can kill you.

(•) (•) <------- bewildered stare

looked like breasts?

Pre-edit note: "not chicken"

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Chicken, attempted homicide and guilt can kill you.

looked like breasts? Pre-edit note: "not chicken"

Ya, I thought so too. And I'm not a dyke. P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry.

...and how much for a hooker?

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Chicken, attempted homicide and guilt can kill you.

Ya, I thought so too. And I'm not a dyke. P.

Neither am I http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/1/sad25.gif though I aspire

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

looked like breasts?...

At first glance, I'd say about a B-cup.

 

[Guest]

Did the donkey get counceling.????

It was slaughtered after the incedent too.

 

[Guest]

This is just, like... OMG!



Poor chicken (and donkey, in the other incident). Poor wife. I have no sympathy for the one who topped himself. He did the poultry population a favour.

Lou