Chia Pets for all....... better'n a Pet Rock? No? Yes! It's Alive!!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've never gotten one!!!! Damn!!! Neither a Chia Pet or a Pet Rock. Now that I think about it - ya know that colletor's thread TN started - hell - I bet I could be the first on my block to collect Chia Pets!!!!! Hell I should design them!!!!!!! How 'bout?.........

Chia bricks? Chia Legos? Chia hub caps? Hell.... I got no hair - I could have Chia Balls!

You could have Chia Pia Zadora. You could have Chia bunghole with it's on fertilizer - called..... Chia Diahrea. Dinner with you hunny - Chia and Mia. No? That's Chia with the Devil.

You could have Chia Religious statues - Chia Mary, Chia Christ and the collectors edition, Chia, the Last Supper.

Who's actually had a Chia Pet here? Did you name it? What?

C'mon now come clean.... Viva Chia!!!!!!

 

[Shelby]

Sparky,

Had a Chia Pet once upon a time. It's name was "Stupid" I had to take it out to the back 40. The service was short, but suitable.

Did you ever have Pickled Bums?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Don't even know about pickled bums......

As for killing a Chia? I thought all it took was water? If you killed one - you must have a black thumb. Maybe it's pickled.

 

[Shelby]

Sparky,

But I watered it with Vodka. OH.....oops.

Pickled Bums, they may have been a Canadian thing, eh.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I have 7 Chia People

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

You're scarin' me....

Toad Boy. If you really have 7 Chia people - you can't be a virgin.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Yes Sparky I really am virgin unless my childhood teddy bear or my hand counts, and I am told they dont.

As for the Chia People they are still in thier boxes.

 

[Silverlily]

I have 7 Chia People

One dressed like a cowboy, one like an Indian, one is a construction worker, one is a biker, one is a cop, and one is in the Navy.

The seventh is probably Bobert.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Sorry Kiten Eyes. They are replicas of:

Jeri Ryan aka Seven of Nine Star Trek Voyager
Gillian Anderson aka Dana Scully XFiles
Calista Flockhart aka Ally McSqueal Ally
Dark Angel
Lucy Lui
Xena
and
Cleopatra 2525

 

[Shelby]

WAKE UP BOBTOAD, WAKE UP....

Whew, you were having one of your Chia fantasy dreams again.

 

[Cheri]

Commenorative Chia, Dear God No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good grief Bobert (love that Kitten by the way), this makes you even more weird!
Hey, have you ever drilled a hole in the bottoms of them so that you and Mr. Willy could gaze upon their lovely faces while doing the dirty deed? Could be an idea!

 

[Bobtoad777]

No Cheri I havent They are still in the package and I plan on leaving them that way, and beside I think the pottery/ceramics would chaff something awful fierce no matter how much ky/vasiline was used