MayorReynolds
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15 years after all pornography was declared a capitol crime, burned, crushed, and buried in an Arizona landfill, premarital sex is illegal, along with public/private swearing and term limits in an America under the insistent eyes of Mick Theocracy, President of the United States, and Vice President Rich Spoogeatchum. America is angry and on the brink of possible global war, and three 18-years-or-older friends named Peter, Paul and Mary learn about the burial site and set off on a road trip to possibly restore America to what it once was, whatever it is America may have been before their lifetimes. Little do they know that at the end of their journey they will resurrect an underground comix legend from oblivion, setting more events in motion than they could have imagined.
- Peter is the computer whiz of the group and a researcher into Old America's 'forbidden knowledge.' He stands in for Ellie Dee from the Cherry Comics cast.
- Paul is the positive go-getter and motivator of the group, slightly thick around the waist. He is a stand in for Patty Melt.
- Mary is the girl of the group, headstrong, and the one with the money. She represents Lola Palooza.
Some other ideas:
- The White House has become the White Chapel, a giant megachurch.
- Pornography was banned with the passing of 'Proposition 71,' intentionally named so because 'Proposition 69' would be too obvious a dirty joke.
- Since all swearing has been declared illegal, characters have been conditioned to curse with Annie Wilkes-type words like 'doody' and 'poppycock.' There is a measure on the books to also place these words on the Federal Do Not Say List since they are obvious substitutes for naughty talk.
- Literotica was the last erotica site on the Internet, forced into the Deep Web after Proposition 71 passed. It has finally been outed by the FBJ (Federal Bureau of Jesus), and there is a possible chapter in mind where Cherry and friends save the last of the contributors and moderators from public execution.
America's Supreme Court Justices (copied from my notes):
Cybil Paulsen, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court (Palin)
Justice Will O'Reamy, a Supreme Court Justice (O'Reilly)
Justice Mann Cultler, a Supreme Court Justice (Coluter)
Justice Brigum Felcher, a Supreme Court Justice (Fischer)
Justice Rumpert Mordor, a Supreme Court Justice (Murdoch)
Justice Jon Diddler, a Supreme Court Justice (Duggar)
Justice Tom Acrid, a Supreme Court Justice (Aiken)
Justice Sam Animosity, a Supreme Court Justice (Hannity)
Justice Glans Bile, a Supreme Court Justice (Beck)
- Theocracy and Spoogetachum are planning to start a global nuclear war to establish the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth.
- The first chapter will be mostly background and story setup, but with some major sexual tension to be released at the very end!
Some dialogue:
RICH SPOOGETACHUM: (After an alarm goes off) Oh, would you look at that? It's that time of year again.
MICK THEOCRACY: This will be your twelfth?
RICH SPOOGEATCHUM: No, I'll be impregnating my wife with our fourteenth tonight. Thank you for the lovely watch, Mick. I have it perfectly tuned to her ovulation.
MICK THEOCRACY: You're very welcome, Rich. Now am I to understand you have engaged in the act of sexual intercourse thirteen times, Mister Vice President? (Grin)
RICH SPOOGEATCHUM: Fifteen times, Mick. The first two were a fluke. Hold my calls for the day's remainder, if you would?
MICK THEOCRACY: (After Cherry's resurrection has caused four armed burial site guards, as well as Peter and Paul, to ejaculate): I felt a great disturbance in the Holy Spirit, as if about 600,000,000 tiny voices suddenly cried out with the devil's ecstasy and were suddenly spilled on the ground. I fear something terrible has happened.
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The notes are practically pouring out of my typing fingers this morning. This is something that I'm starting to feel very strongly about doing. If anyone wants to throw in some ideas, sound off here or PM me!
- Peter is the computer whiz of the group and a researcher into Old America's 'forbidden knowledge.' He stands in for Ellie Dee from the Cherry Comics cast.
- Paul is the positive go-getter and motivator of the group, slightly thick around the waist. He is a stand in for Patty Melt.
- Mary is the girl of the group, headstrong, and the one with the money. She represents Lola Palooza.
Some other ideas:
- The White House has become the White Chapel, a giant megachurch.
- Pornography was banned with the passing of 'Proposition 71,' intentionally named so because 'Proposition 69' would be too obvious a dirty joke.
- Since all swearing has been declared illegal, characters have been conditioned to curse with Annie Wilkes-type words like 'doody' and 'poppycock.' There is a measure on the books to also place these words on the Federal Do Not Say List since they are obvious substitutes for naughty talk.
- Literotica was the last erotica site on the Internet, forced into the Deep Web after Proposition 71 passed. It has finally been outed by the FBJ (Federal Bureau of Jesus), and there is a possible chapter in mind where Cherry and friends save the last of the contributors and moderators from public execution.
America's Supreme Court Justices (copied from my notes):
Cybil Paulsen, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court (Palin)
Justice Will O'Reamy, a Supreme Court Justice (O'Reilly)
Justice Mann Cultler, a Supreme Court Justice (Coluter)
Justice Brigum Felcher, a Supreme Court Justice (Fischer)
Justice Rumpert Mordor, a Supreme Court Justice (Murdoch)
Justice Jon Diddler, a Supreme Court Justice (Duggar)
Justice Tom Acrid, a Supreme Court Justice (Aiken)
Justice Sam Animosity, a Supreme Court Justice (Hannity)
Justice Glans Bile, a Supreme Court Justice (Beck)
- Theocracy and Spoogetachum are planning to start a global nuclear war to establish the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth.
- The first chapter will be mostly background and story setup, but with some major sexual tension to be released at the very end!
Some dialogue:
RICH SPOOGETACHUM: (After an alarm goes off) Oh, would you look at that? It's that time of year again.
MICK THEOCRACY: This will be your twelfth?
RICH SPOOGEATCHUM: No, I'll be impregnating my wife with our fourteenth tonight. Thank you for the lovely watch, Mick. I have it perfectly tuned to her ovulation.
MICK THEOCRACY: You're very welcome, Rich. Now am I to understand you have engaged in the act of sexual intercourse thirteen times, Mister Vice President? (Grin)
RICH SPOOGEATCHUM: Fifteen times, Mick. The first two were a fluke. Hold my calls for the day's remainder, if you would?
MICK THEOCRACY: (After Cherry's resurrection has caused four armed burial site guards, as well as Peter and Paul, to ejaculate): I felt a great disturbance in the Holy Spirit, as if about 600,000,000 tiny voices suddenly cried out with the devil's ecstasy and were suddenly spilled on the ground. I fear something terrible has happened.
~~
The notes are practically pouring out of my typing fingers this morning. This is something that I'm starting to feel very strongly about doing. If anyone wants to throw in some ideas, sound off here or PM me!
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