Cheney's Heart Device is Updated

Of course he has a heart, he has the heart of a young boy.














He keeps it in a jar.

On his desk.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
I know you're all just as shocked as I am.

Not only does Dick Cheney have a heart, but the surgeons were able to locate it.

Who knew?
Didn't you read the story closely? It makes complete sense. It's 100% robotic to go along with his sparkling personality. :D
 
Sweets is on a roll, first about the surgical shrinking of pussies to increase male pleasure and now the 'Cheney' thing, but a mild one, most of the crude left are praying for a fifth cardiac failure of the Vice President.

All these low class attacks do for me is remind me of William Jefferson in the Oval Office, the stained dress, the cigar and Monica on her knees....which is what this is all about...payback...

Should be served cold...or is that, vengeance?

amicus...
 
amicus said:
............... most of the crude left are praying for a fifth cardiac failure of the Vice President.


What a sweeping generalisation, and how typical.
I doubt anyone is praying for any such thing.
No matter how much I dislike, abhor, resent someone's politics, praying for physical misfortune is not one of my chosen responses.

Shame on you for making such an accusation.
 
Shame on you Matriarch, it is all over the news, emanating from the left wing political blogs, your ignorance is no call for the accusation, I am just relating what is going on, not creating it.


amicus...
 
matriarch said:
What a sweeping generalisation, and how typical.
I doubt anyone is praying for any such thing.
No matter how much I dislike, abhor, resent someone's politics, praying for physical misfortune is not one of my chosen responses.

Shame on you for making such an accusation.

He can't help it, mat.

He believes that everyone is as cruel at their centre as he is.
 
rgraham666 said:
He can't help it, mat.

He believes that everyone is as cruel at their centre as he is.
Actually, this time he's right. There are thousands of posts on blogs from people "hoping" for death for any number of conservatives (including the ever-dangerous Tony Snow :rolleyes: ). I don't know if it is truly worse than the kind of bigotry shown on far far right sites, but it is the most public display of hate I've ever seen. Sites that are supposed to be quasi-mainstream feature graphic images of death or sick humor against the people currently in power (and are not removed by the moderators). Perhaps the next time there is democratic leadership, the hate and bile will be as bad or worse from the Right, but at the moment, there is more than enough hate from the Left to go around.
 
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S-Des said:
Actually, this time he's right. There are thousands of posts on blogs from people "hoping" for death for any number of conservatives (including the ever-dangerous Tony Snow :rolleyes: ). I don't know if it is truly worse than the kind of bigotry shown on far far right sites, but it is the most public display of hate I've ever seen. Sites that are supposed to be quasi-mainstream feature graphic images of death or sick humor against the people currently in power (and are not removed by the moderators). Perhaps the next time there is democratic leadership, the hate and bile will be as bad or worse from the Right, but at the moment, the Left looks anything but the purveyors of goodwill they portray themselves as.

That is not a behaviour unique to 'the left' though, S-Des.

I could, I'm sure, Google an equal number of 'right wing' blogs hoping that Nancy Pelosi, for example, gets a sudden case of high velocity lead poisoning.

Our friend's mistake is to believe that every one on 'the left' agrees with the mad bloggers.

I don't confuse you with our friend.
 
rgraham666 said:
That is not a behaviour unique to 'the left' though, S-Des.

I could, I'm sure, Google an equal number of 'right wing' blogs hoping that Nancy Pelosi, for example, gets a sudden case of high velocity lead poisoning.

Our friend's mistake is to believe that every one on 'the left' agrees with the mad bloggers.

I don't confuse you with our friend.
Don't misunderstand me, I don't imagine that it's unique, just that it's pretty rampant at the moment. I don't know if there's a way to prove who's worse, or if it even matters, but it is sad that sites which purport to be hosts to serious political dialogue allow this kind of bile. Appealing to the lowest common denominator shouldn't be what we strive for. Fighting incompetence and bad leadership works much better when it's done with class.

I usually see being a moderate as an advantage, but it's also painful to watch the kind of nastiness that goes on from a neutral point of view. I cringe when I see people claiming to be influenced by "God" be cruel and hateful. Likewise, it bothers me to see people who would do almost anything to help the poor, the environment, etc . . . stoop to making racial jokes about Condoleezza Rice or Justice Thomas.
 
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S-Des[B said:
]Actually, this time he's right. [/B]There are thousands of posts on blogs from people "hoping" for death for any number of conservatives (including the ever-dangerous Tony Snow :rolleyes: ). I don't know if it is truly worse than the kind of bigotry shown on far far right sites, but it is the most public display of hate I've ever seen. Sites that are supposed to be quasi-mainstream feature graphic images of death or sick humor against the people currently in power (and are not removed by the moderators). Perhaps the next time there is democratic leadership, the hate and bile will be as bad or worse from the Right, but at the moment, there is more than enough hate from the Left to go around.

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Thank you S-Des, but I am always right. Not that I am an ego maniac, simply that after years of live broadcasting on radio and television, I learned the hard way to never, ever broadcast or assert anything I could not document.

That has remained with me, not as a virtuous characteristic of my personality, but as a 'cover your ass' necessity, in terms of discussion and debate.

Often times I do not provide a link to document my assertions, assuming that those who doubt will do their own search and rebut my position. They usually do not, but function, as RGraham does, from belief.

I too, am dismayed by the brutality of both extremes and the lengths to which both will go to make a political point.

Amicus...
 
Not being one to have even the least belief in coincidence, Dick Chaney's Heart Device transplant seems pretty fishy.

Congress is intensifying their efforts to get his boy Rove and, subsequently, him. There is even grumblings of a "double impeachment" of Chaney and Bush.

So GW runs to the Walter Reed to prove to the world he's a "Perfect Asshole" and a week later Chaney does too?

Naw... sorry George and Dick. I can spare neither of you any sympathy. Fuck the both of you lying assholes.

The only good thing that's come out of this was the remark by Keith Oberman on Friday - "With Chaney in the hospital, Bush will actually get to be president for a few hours." :rolleyes:
 
The pacemaker is a myth. Cheney is kept alive by a cocktail of single-barrel scotch and stem cells harvested from the pre-born children of kidnapped single mothers from third world countries, who entered the U.S. illegally. (This is one of those jobs Americans won't do.) The women are kept in an underground storage facility beneath a Romanian prison operated by a rogue division of the CIA.

Any questions?
 
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shereads said:
The pacemaker is a myth. Cheney is kept alive by a cocktail of single-barrel scotch and stem cells harvested from the pre-born children of kidnapped single mothers from third world countries, who entered the U.S. illegally. (This is one of those jobs Americans won't do.) The women are kept in an underground storage facility beneath a Romanian prison operated by a rogue division of the CIA.

Any questions?

Yes.

What drugs are you taking? And can I have some? ;)
 
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