Cheesy pickup line in MI

[funky_munky]

*licks finger*

*wipes it on your shirt*

"Hey baby, let's get you out of those wet clothes before you catch cold."

22/M in Michigan, looking for a fun spirited gal for a good time, or at least a smile in reply to my "effort" above.

 

[MartialSin]

thats funny

 

[funky_munky]

thats funny

I thought so... know any good ones yourself?

 

[MartialSin]

no actually i dont need them woman who meet me in person usually go from 0 to naked in 2.2 seconds

 

[kitty_kat_1001]

how about:

"those pants are very becoming on you. of course, if i were on you i would be cumming too"

...yeah...its lame