Cheesy pick up lines

[Vitriolhack]

I am not sure if there ever has been such a thread.

I thought it would be funny to hear the cheesy pick up lines we have used or have been subjected to in the past or present. I wonder, do they actually work?

I’ll start with the classic, “come here often?”



V.

 

[Kirkrapine]

"Come over here, little girl, and I'll show you what I learned in prison!"

 

[Kirkrapine]

"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would group all the vowels together at the beginning! Wouldn't that make sense?! And, and then, I'd pair all the voiced consonants with their voiceless counterparts -- d and t, b and p, g and k -- " [grabs labels of woman's blouse, shakes her, sprays spittle in her face] "-- why does alphabetical order have to be so damned random?!"

N.B.: Based on past experience, success of this line is decidedly mixed.

 

[Kirkrapine]

"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

 

[Vitriolhack]

You said, ""What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

i am adding,
"without a nice guy like me?"

 

[HisArpy]

We also have fries that come with chili and cheese.


Success of this line depends on the # of drinks before closing time and the wait time at the drive thru window.

 

[thør]

"You like llamas?"

 

[Kirkrapine]

"You like llamas?"

Llama: Peruvian slang for "penis."

 

[Carnevil9]

"Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night long."

 

[HisArpy]

I have nachos. And no, no one is sitting there.

 

[Kirkrapine]

"You're below even my usual standards, but I'm getting bored with my inflatable doll!"

This is known as the "soft sell" approach.

 

[RedAllan]

It's your lucky night, I'm free.

 

[Kirkrapine]

It's your lucky night, I'm free.

Or at least very reasonable.

 

[RedAllan]

Or at least very reasonable.

10% discount for cash.

 

[needit700]

"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would group all the vowels together at the beginning! Wouldn't that make sense?! And, and then, I'd pair all the voiced consonants with their voiceless counterparts -- d and t, b and p, g and k -- " [grabs labels of woman's blouse, shakes her, sprays spittle in her face] "-- why does alphabetical order have to be so damned random?!"

N.B.: Based on past experience, success of this line is decidedly mixed.

This is to long and way to dumb!

 

[needit700]

dumb

"You're below even my usual standards, but I'm getting bored with my inflatable doll!"

This is known as the "soft sell" approach.

and not funny

 

[IG_88]

It's not going to suck itself.

 

[thør]

I've got some knee pad that will fit you.

 

[IG_88]

Scream and I'll kill you has been known to work in a pinch.

 

[von_Bismarck]

"As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit."

 

[IG_88]

"As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit."

Be selective with that one. It can go bad on ya.

 

[rae121452]

"my honeypot's on fire and my face seats five!"

 

[IG_88]

So ya like anal? Yeah you like anal. They all like anal.

 

[Vitriolhack]

I will sadly admit that I have used this line... works best if you are an Elvis fan.

“Are you lonesome tonight?”

 

[Kirkrapine]

I will sadly admit that I have used this line... works best if you are an Elvis fan.

“Are you lonesome tonight?”

Do you sing it?